I mean really.

[regularb]

At the beginning of her ninth year of fully independent adult life, a woman should be able to a) have a working kitchen sink and b) take a shower without little bits of cilantro and coffee grounds and whatnot drifting around her ankles.

Innately comical? Yes. But it got a lot funnier when I fell off the curb just as I was saying this to N.

Comments

[jenna_n]

She did. She finished the word "independent," and slipped off the curb. It was brilliant. I almost peed myself.

[mixer2435]

Hold up, hold up---some detail here...cilantro and coffee grounds?

[regularb]

It's not some sort of natural-ingredients skin treatment or anything. Nor am I trying to combine the two morning pleasures of showering and coffee brewing (ooh, although--no. no. don't be silly. no.).

Just, when cilantro and coffee grounds are on your dishes, and you have to wash your dishes in your bathtub, you wind up showering with all sorts of detritus.

[mixer2435]

Has your toilet asploded?