mike ezzo is a fucking pimp and throws amazing parties

why the hell do i keep thinking all these negative thoughts? not only is it making me feel like shit but its pissing me off that i just cant feel happy.

I am worth $1,281,320 on HumanForSale.com

i look like im fucking 15... god damn it

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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hey im drunk right now. i work at 8 oclock and its 623 right now. im with my best friends ever: ray, jim, and kevin. no, they dont play ddr but they are my fucking brothers and i couldnt ask for anybody better in my life. im still missing my (ex-)girl jessica and im lame because of that but the band Mae makes up for that. anyhow, oddr kicks ass ( Read more... )

today i got to hang out with pirin and lara again. im glad i got to meet lara when i wasnt drunk so she can know the real me. we went to chuck e cheeses in parma to play pump, then i played a round of itg on the shittiest cabinet ever. after that we went to cici's for pizza. we talked about the DDR and pump community. i guess its official: im ( Read more... )

my party kicked so much fucking ass. nothing got broken, there was no drama, and there were about 300 beers. i want to give a big shout out to everybody who came to it and had a good time, espically the out-of-staters!!! you guys are the best!

now i (finally) have free texting to other verizon people and 500 texts to anybody else.

everybody tell me if you got verizon or not, oh and text me bitches!!

please dont text me because i dont get free texts and i wont be able to read them. on a MUCH, MUCH lighter note, i made a drunk phone call to her but she didnt answer. turns out she was in a movie at the time and actually called me back after she was out. by that time i was sober so i was able to have a normal conversation with her. i told her ( Read more... )