I wonder if my sweater was found?

I have never ( Read more... )

somebody ( Read more... )

my hair is sex right now
I wish it were this way allllllllllllll the time.

this morning there was this thing on the radio with this guy pretending to be Ahhhhnold.
and he was like "my first plan is to terminate the taxes, when you wake up in the morning: TAX. when you go to McDonalds: TAX...."
it was ssoooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.
I laughed
a lot
<3

I was just thinking about how I wish that my cousin Chris would visit like he said he would ( Read more... )

I feel soooo much better these days ( Read more... )

I sincerely hope that you see Jesus as your substitute who died for your sins. Are you trusting in him to free you from your guilt and condemnation?

hahahahahahahahahaha

ARGH
I LEFT MY COOL BLACK SWEATER THING IN GOODWILL.
ARGH ARGH ARGH
i LOVED THAT THING
IT KEPT ME WARM
DAMNIT
I REMEMBER THINKING... GRAB THAT....
AND I DIDN'T!
I WILL FOREVER BE COLD

there once was a little old man, who bought a cake at our store
I didn't know how to ring it up
so I told my manager
she came to help me and I told the man that she would help him instead of me
and the asshole old man said he wouldn't pay her, only me....
I said no, he paid her.
.
Over One Month Later.the asshole old man came back in ( Read more... )