Toy Train!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I donated bone marrow to agate456 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I put gum in kierin723's hair (-12 points). In January I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I turned cowntsigmund in for running naked in the mall (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (541 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
rehtse42