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rehymenator

voice;

Aug 16, 2011 10:03

What do you call a man with no arms or legs?

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dude_imbatman August 16 2011, 15:23:36 UTC

...dead?

rehymenator August 16 2011, 15:31:03 UTC

No.

dude_imbatman August 16 2011, 16:26:10 UTC

So what's the punchline Chuckles?

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:08:06 UTC

His name.

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withloadedguns August 16 2011, 15:28:48 UTC

His name--?

rehymenator August 16 2011, 15:32:06 UTC

You're good at this.

What did one bar stool say to the other?

withloadedguns August 16 2011, 16:22:55 UTC

Just a lucky guess.

I don't know. What?

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:08:30 UTC

Nothing. They're inanimate objects that can't speak.

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shall_yield_us August 16 2011, 17:39:04 UTC

Fortunate.

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:08:47 UTC

Fortunate?

shall_yield_us August 17 2011, 14:19:30 UTC

Why, neither coin, nor time to waste on tending to their nails!

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:25:09 UTC

Also, no nails to tend.

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cold_dry_pieces August 16 2011, 19:40:29 UTC

My three o'clock appointment.

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:09:12 UTC

[ What. ]

No. His name.

cold_dry_pieces August 17 2011, 15:04:26 UTC

[HE SEES YOUR BAD JOKE AND RAISES YOU A WORST ONE.]

My three o'clock's name is Steve. Why do you ask?

rehymenator August 17 2011, 17:48:59 UTC

[ THIS CAN ONLY END IN MADNESS. ]

I didn't. Why does your time have a name?

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sempreadagio August 16 2011, 20:01:57 UTC

Weeble.

rehymenator August 17 2011, 14:09:56 UTC

[ What even is that. ]

You call him by his name.

sempreadagio August 17 2011, 15:50:49 UTC

So what's his name?

rehymenator August 17 2011, 15:56:15 UTC

...What?

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