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If I were a month I would be: january
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:00am
If I were a planet I would be: in space
If I were a sea animal I would be: sea dragon
If I were a direction I would be: up
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: art deco
If I were a sin I would be: lust vanity ( Read more... )

i had a dream last night that i was trying out a new non-implant procedure that makes your boobs naturally bigger. I wish i could remember how the procedure went. I woke up this morning feeling a little tender and swollen. i examined myself in the mirror after my shower - Do they look a little bigger? It feels like a bigger handful, but then ( Read more... )

My day consists of commuting on the bottom floor of a double-decker bus into central. I look up occasionally to meet the eyes of a stranger looking for an empty seat. please don't sit here, just keep on walkin'. Alight pedder street. i walk up a hill and god knows how many stairs to the office building. Smog and more smog. Suite 1902, 1-13 ( Read more... )

"The act of copulation is like that of picking the nose. It's all right to be doing it yourself but it is a singularly unattractive spectacle for the onlooker."

-Roald Dahl

You think so?

"I like to watch, if you don't mind. Every sphynx knows how to pass the time"

-Lovage

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IM STILL GAY! it's a conspiracy...


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i dreamt that i got a brand new mercedes benz and landed a job at ranch 99 as a cashier last night. i've concluded that i will probably be pampered and babied for the rest of my life. won't really suffer to know what im really made of. i guess i shouldn't be complaining.

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