This is random but whatever.

[rei_c]

A few items from the list of things that I have, at over point or another, been told I am not allowed to have

Comments

[quickreaver]

Aw, you deserve your blanket. And peace and quiet.

[rei_c]

♥

[nomercles]

There's gotta be stories behind some of those. I can see why no more ecstasy, or a nap, but why can't you have a flamethrower or a light-colored car? And what's wrong with knitting needles?!

[rei_c]

I'm not supposed to have a light-coloured car (even though I do right now) because they have a tendency to die in very life-threatening crashes. One of them met a mile marker that ended up right between me and my passenger, and the other was an accident that resulted in me moving a thousand miles south and trying to figure out who my guardian angel is because they do good work -- good work. I was lucky to survive both, much less walk away. The darker coloured cars I've had (one forest green, one haint blue) have all survived to old age and trade-ins.

I'm not allowed to have knitting needles because the one time my bestie tried to teach me how to knit, I nearly poked out the eyes of her and me, plus almost decapitated the cat. They're definitely weapon-tools in my hands, not crafting-tools.

It would be dangerous to give me a flamethrower because I'm a pyromaniac and would want to use it. All the time.

[nomercles]

How the hell do you decapitate someone with a knitting needle?! Tiny fur-person or not!

[rei_c]

To this day, I have no idea! And that, my friend, is why I'm not allowed knitting needles.