Woody Allen, Smallpox, and Manicures

[reichan]

I am exhausted.  I passed out and could not for the life of me wake up.  My throat is all scratchy and I feel really cold and achey.  I hope its just the weather.

As Woody Allen said, "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

Let's hope its the former not the later.

The finger comment before was because I went with

Comments

[ladyspice]

dude, you should go back if you do and give the person who did your nails smallpox too! You seriously should contact like, the Guiness Book of World's Records or Ripley's Believe it or Not for most diseased, or something silly like that...hey, if you could make money off it...I wonder if contacting disease could be considered a talent?

[deusexaethera]

The manicurist was probably doing a little cosmetic surgery on your fingertips. To get that nice rounded look to the pink part of the nail, the skin that tends to attach to the nail at the corners has to be removed.

I'm sure your fingers hurt now, but now that they've been professionally manicured once, if you keep them trimmed the way the manicurist did then the skin won't have a chance to reattach and your nails will keep looking pretty like they are now.

[reichan]

No, thats the whole thing...They aren't pretty, and they were cut up. Trust me, after we saw what had happened my mom confirmed that they were fucked up.

I wasn't being a pussy, it was a really bad person who didn't know what they were doing.

My nails looked pretty before, now they look terrible, and though most of them are healing up fairly well, my right forefinger is still fucked to the point of being raw.

[deusexaethera]

Well shit, that sucks. I keep giving people too much credit for knowing what they're doing.