"i sat around today trying to look creepy." "all these girls are just playing games. i only like computer games" "she told me she would like to start dating me, and i told her to break up with her boyfriend first. i haven't heard from her since" "i'm crying. i feel bad for God today. i feel bad that i'm going to break off His legs and shove them up His ass." "i went out on a date with &!*#* last night. i had an awesome time. she is super cute, really smart, alot of fun, and she's got a great body. I don't think i wanna see her anymore."
Damn, Reid, I can't figure out what you're doing wrong that you don't have a girlfriend right now. Bad luck I guess. The comment about Andi would be funnier if it didn't apply every single day. But it does.
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"all these girls are just playing games. i only like computer games"
"she told me she would like to start dating me, and i told her to break up with her boyfriend first. i haven't heard from her since"
"i'm crying. i feel bad for God today. i feel bad that i'm going to break off His legs and shove them up His ass."
"i went out on a date with &!*#* last night. i had an awesome time. she is super cute, really smart, alot of fun, and she's got a great body. I don't think i wanna see her anymore."
Damn, Reid, I can't figure out what you're doing wrong that you don't have a girlfriend right now. Bad luck I guess. The comment about Andi would be funnier if it didn't apply every single day. But it does.
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