[The video suddenly turns on to what appears to be a video game. For those who play it, they might recognize the game as being SBurb, that weird game with the strange terrain generator and enormous item-creator. Which, judging by the totem-lathe and alchemiter and other weird shit he has set up, is what this guy - some kind of impeccably dressed
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DW: You should log out and leave Vriska to her crack.
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CP: Are you a friend of hers?
[Noooo idea his screen is one the network right now]
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DW: And, yes, I am. Sometimes.
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[He scrolls back up to where it says the full Pesterchum handle; assuming DW stands for Digital Witch...]
CP: Oh, Marisa!
CP: I didn't know you played this.
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QA: WOW YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH SHIT AT THIS GAME ARENT YOU
QA: I THOUGHT YOUR INCOMPETENCE COULDNT BE ANY MORE COMPLETE
QA: THEN OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO PROVE ME WRONG
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CP: Who are you and why would you say, well
CP: Any of that?
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QA: I WOULD THINK AT LEAST YOU'D BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE YOUR SUPERIORS
QA: THE FACT THAT YOU'RE NOT IS
QA: WELL LETS JUST SAY YOU'RE REACHING ALL NEW LOWS
QA: AND THIS IS THE BEST GAME IN THE WORLD
QA: INSULT IT AGAIN AND I'LL KICK YOUR ARSE
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CP: Do I even know you?
CP: And I am beginning to have my doubts about that.
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AG: I mean, unless you're not 8rave enough to wield something as awesome as the Paradoxfucker.
AG: 8ut that's not true, is it????????
AG: I mean, I wouldn't have given you all that good stuff if I didn't think you were strong and 8rave and not afraid to live a little.
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CP: Afraid to "live a little".
CP: I just think that this weapon's name is somewhat offensive
CP: And by proxy, this game.
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AG: It's not that 8ad.
AG: If it were called the 8abyeating8ucketfillingAsskickingParadoxfucking8iggogdamnfucking Gun, then it would 8e really offensive.
AG: 8ut it's just 8ad-ass to have it 8e the Paradoxfucker.
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CP: I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that
CP: And move on.
CP: I just think there are ways to be "bad-ass" without resorting to obscenities.
CP: I thought the "Nick of Time" was pretty clever, as names for knives go.
[Too bad as far as stats and abilities are concerned, the Paradoxfucker got most of its awesomeness from the Reverse Rewinder]
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WW: you chose the worst person to show you the ropes
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CP: I mean, Patchouli.
CP: Miss Serket started "pestering" me after you logged off yesterday.
CP: She's been helping me since.
CP: Wait how do you know?
[No one's told him he's streaming his screen...]
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WW: You're streaming.
WW: Incidentally, you should discontinue associating with her.
WW: She is not what she seems.
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CP: Oh, Marisa just told me the same thing.
CP: On both accounts. I'm working on fixing the former.
[and after the streaming has stopped]
CP: Really? She doesn't seem so bad...
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[He might be casually glancing over your shoulder. And then wondering exactly what the hell you're doing.]
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It's a bit of furious typing and window-hopping before he notices Kyon there]
Hmm?
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Playing MMOs for the intranet?
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[Cue more toggling and tabbing and window-hopping as he tries to figure out just what the hell he did to cause this before giving up and just closing everything that isn't SBurb]
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