[backdated to before the formal]

[a_hired_pistol]

Should I go to the formal? Is it gonna be fun? Help me out here, i've never been to one before.

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[a_digital_witch]

Yes, you should go. I want you to go. Take Alice Margatroid, ze. She needs to get out and go with someone I trust.

[private]

[a_hired_pistol]

That's normally the kind of thing I only do for pay. But for you, i'll do it for free.

[private]

[a_digital_witch]

I appreciate it, ze. She's on the rebound bad, but I trust you won't take advantage of her. She's a silly Brit that's button-cute that likes to read.

And we occasionally get high together, so she ain't a stick in the mud and all. I'll help you pick out a nice suit to wear and all.

Shin... really, I need you at the Formal. So thanks.

[private]

[a_hired_pistol]

You've got it. I'll be good. You don't get into any more beefs, comprendevu?

[backtolongview]

Go for it, broletariat.

[a_hired_pistol]

Aye aye Broseidon, brod of the brony depths.

[backtolongview]

And while you're there, be sure to keep the facial rings in. I love watching French socialites squirm.

[a_hired_pistol]

I'll keep the collar and boots on too.

[foolyhalf]

A formal is a dance with music and catering. If you like to dance, then it should at least be somewhat fun.