Shinichi Okazaki Looks: Quite boyishly cute. Dresses in exaggerated punk wear but cleans up nicely Personality: Adventurous, loyal, despite his experiences can be rather childish. Lives in the moment. Good at giving relationship advice. Smarts: Good social smarts. Not especially book smart. Cooking: survives on ramen and air, so no Sex: He's a professional. Expect to peel yourself off the ceiling afterwards. Competition: Reira, but their relationship is very on again off again. Ryouko, but her interest in him is purely sexual. Finances: If you want him to stop whoring himself around, you're gonna have to support him. May become self sufficient if BLAST ever gets big. In-Laws: Disowned by father. BLAST and Nana K are surrogate family. Expect to be thoroughly checked out by Yasu and your ass kicked by Nana O if you fuck him over. Overall: Arm candy or the male equivalent of a trophy wife
Character Name The Kingdom of Denmark Preben Kierkegaard. Looks: look at thismoebastard. Tall, blond, blue eyes, Nordic, good looking moron. Personality: Loud, childish, exclamation!! points!!, happy, deeper down very extremely loyal, loving, wants a big family, etc. Smarts: Uhhh he's smart enough when he has to be! But he's also a flake. Cooking: ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT. Not chef caliber but he's above-average. Sex: Uh I can cite a ton of creepy Danishsexualstatisticsandsoforth, but I think it's fair to say he has a lot of it and he's pretty good at it. Man don't you just feel educated and creepy now. NOTE: NOT ALL LINKS ARE TOTALLY SFW. TL;DR DENMARK PREBEN IS A HO. Competition: In the Reims universe, none! Finances: Uh he has whatever Reims pays him - tuition debts. His family isn't poor, but they aren't rich. Denmark pays for education a bit, but Preben has some debts yeah. In-Laws: Father, twin brother and his wife. Preben's estranged from his brother though. Overall: Annoying and way too loud, Preben is nevertheless
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Character Name Danni Fuchs Looks: so what do you think Personality: Bubbly and ingenuous, easily subordinates her will to others to the point of co-dependency Smarts: social butterfly but otherwise not all that bright Cooking: ...that's what you pay people to do? She'll learn, though! Sex: ~it must be love~, but thinks it's really fun, and with ballet flexibility and a willingness to experiment... Competition: She's taken ~for life~ but if caught at the right moment she can get just as intensely attached to someone else. Finances: Will have access to a very nice trust fund when she graduates. In-Laws: Almost entirely uninvolved in her life until recently; if she stops pulling crazy shit they'll probably back out. Overall: Excellent trophy wife if you can stand the clinginess.
Character Name Arle Nadja Looks: Kind plain,always wear something blue,but pretty cute. Personality: Usually a sweet girl, but can get really sarcastic when the situation calls. Oh, and she sports a pretty bad temper when someone manages to provoked her. Smarts: Occult shit, also good at creative writing and puzzles. Cooking: Curry, curry, curry and soup. Yes, really. Sex: Kinda plain, but she's probably pretty playful or something idk. Competition: Satan is her secret admirer, Schezo and Arle are pretty much belligerent sexual tension going on, but these two are probably never gonna be apped by someone, so none. Finances: One day when she'll be a famous author and has a decent income. One day. In-Laws: More or less neglect her in favor of work, but they're pretty polite on a good day. Overall: An okay deal, if you get past the temper and curries.
Character Name: Shinjiro Aragaki Looks: Like he's homeless or something. Personality: Kind of an asshole, kind of remarkably intuitive. IDK CROUCHING DICKBAG, HIDDEN WOOBIE? Self-depreciating, constantly creating distance to keep people at bay. Uncomfortable when that is breached. A people-watcher at heart, but hates being the one watched. Once he gets close to people, worries a lot about them. Kind of a douchebag housewife. Smarts: Street smarts = Yes. Knowing how people work? Yes. He's quick, and sharp (If dry,) witted. Book smarts, LOLNO. Cooking: If the way to your heart is through your stomach he is your guy seriously. First-class chef. If he can't make it, he will learn how. Sex: Don't get your hopes up there. His sexuality is all kinds of stunted and repressed question mark. Competition: He's got a rad bromance/hetero life-partner/ambiguously gay thing going on with Akihiko. That counts. Finances: Another failing there. Don't expect to be well taken care of financially. In-
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Looks: Quite boyishly cute. Dresses in exaggerated punk wear but cleans up nicely
Personality: Adventurous, loyal, despite his experiences can be rather childish. Lives in the moment. Good at giving relationship advice.
Smarts: Good social smarts. Not especially book smart.
Cooking: survives on ramen and air, so no
Sex: He's a professional. Expect to peel yourself off the ceiling afterwards.
Competition: Reira, but their relationship is very on again off again. Ryouko, but her interest in him is purely sexual.
Finances: If you want him to stop whoring himself around, you're gonna have to support him. May become self sufficient if BLAST ever gets big.
In-Laws: Disowned by father. BLAST and Nana K are surrogate family. Expect to be thoroughly checked out by Yasu and your ass kicked by Nana O if you fuck him over.
Overall: Arm candy or the male equivalent of a trophy wife
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Looks: look at this moe bastard. Tall, blond, blue eyes, Nordic, good looking moron.
Personality: Loud, childish, exclamation!! points!!, happy, deeper down very extremely loyal, loving, wants a big family, etc.
Smarts: Uhhh he's smart enough when he has to be! But he's also a flake.
Cooking: ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT. Not chef caliber but he's above-average.
Sex: Uh I can cite a ton of creepy Danish sexual statistics and so forth, but I think it's fair to say he has a lot of it and he's pretty good at it. Man don't you just feel educated and creepy now. NOTE: NOT ALL LINKS ARE TOTALLY SFW. TL;DR DENMARK PREBEN IS A HO.
Competition: In the Reims universe, none!
Finances: Uh he has whatever Reims pays him - tuition debts. His family isn't poor, but they aren't rich. Denmark pays for education a bit, but Preben has some debts yeah.
In-Laws: Father, twin brother and his wife. Preben's estranged from his brother though.
Overall: Annoying and way too loud, Preben is nevertheless ( ... )
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Looks: so what do you think
Personality: Bubbly and ingenuous, easily subordinates her will to others to the point of co-dependency
Smarts: social butterfly but otherwise not all that bright
Cooking: ...that's what you pay people to do? She'll learn, though!
Sex: ~it must be love~, but thinks it's really fun, and with ballet flexibility and a willingness to experiment...
Competition: She's taken ~for life~ but if caught at the right moment she can get just as intensely attached to someone else.
Finances: Will have access to a very nice trust fund when she graduates.
In-Laws: Almost entirely uninvolved in her life until recently; if she stops pulling crazy shit they'll probably back out.
Overall: Excellent trophy wife if you can stand the clinginess.
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Looks: Kind plain, always wear something blue, but pretty cute.
Personality: Usually a sweet girl, but can get really sarcastic when the situation calls. Oh, and she sports a pretty bad temper when someone manages to provoked her.
Smarts: Occult shit, also good at creative writing and puzzles.
Cooking: Curry, curry, curry and soup. Yes, really.
Sex: Kinda plain, but she's probably pretty playful or something idk.
Competition: Satan is her secret admirer, Schezo and Arle are pretty much belligerent sexual tension going on, but these two are probably never gonna be apped by someone, so none.
Finances: One day when she'll be a famous author and has a decent income. One day.
In-Laws: More or less neglect her in favor of work, but they're pretty polite on a good day.
Overall: An okay deal, if you get past the temper and curries.
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Character Name: Shinjiro Aragaki
Looks: Like he's homeless or something.
Personality: Kind of an asshole, kind of remarkably intuitive. IDK CROUCHING DICKBAG, HIDDEN WOOBIE? Self-depreciating, constantly creating distance to keep people at bay. Uncomfortable when that is breached. A people-watcher at heart, but hates being the one watched. Once he gets close to people, worries a lot about them. Kind of a douchebag housewife.
Smarts: Street smarts = Yes. Knowing how people work? Yes. He's quick, and sharp (If dry,) witted. Book smarts, LOLNO.
Cooking: If the way to your heart is through your stomach he is your guy seriously. First-class chef. If he can't make it, he will learn how.
Sex: Don't get your hopes up there. His sexuality is all kinds of stunted and repressed question mark.
Competition: He's got a rad bromance/hetero life-partner/ambiguously gay thing going on with Akihiko. That counts.
Finances: Another failing there. Don't expect to be well taken care of financially.
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