for anyone worried about my lovely LHC

[reindeerflotila]

Here is an interesting document

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html

It even covers strangelets and magnetic monopoles so please knock yourselves out and stop the doom-mongering!

Unless you are doing it just for fun, in which case Omg the

Comments

[madwitch]

Alternate universe! Blimps!

[reindeerflotila]

blimps are fun. I would like a blimp of my very own. I could drop things off it like car parts, bottles and cutlery.

[colonel_maxim]

For myself, I just want to avoid Thursday and ending the world to do so seems a reasonable option.

[reindeerflotila]

In which case I shall lob a spanner at ALICE and when she reaches the 100,000 times the core temperature of the sun, she may blow up. Admittedly I think ALICE is in France, so we may not care too deeply.

[colonel_maxim]

It is a nice and helpful idea but I am not convinced that the loss of France, in and of itself, will be enough to get the day off work.