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[reiq]

What's the funniest thing you'd recommend to me for use in contraception?

Don't think too long and don't try to explain it, I want total fucking whimsy here.

GO

Comments

[zhonnika]

Swans

no? hmm

Kittens

[reiq]

Inventive, but too physical. Try something more esoteric, more metaphysical.

[phoenixdreaming]

The results of a search for 'duck' in bpa's quote db.

[reiq]

In theory, that works. In practice, it just left me vaguely confused. Do your research next time.

[jai_dit]

Liquid latex.

[reiq]

Like some kind of DIY condom? I suppose that's kind of appealing in a creative sense, but there's still a conventional element to it that I don't like. Try something a bit more zany.

[jai_dit]

Well, my kneejerk response was "a knife", but I don't think it would be very effective.

[reiq]

Depends on its application I suppose. I think it'd be a damn sight more effective than liquid latex.

[yoshifreak]

The Tardis.