I am now the proud owner of one (1) [count em] Federal Government Approved handout. All for doing a week's worth of nothing much.

Life is good.

update because why not


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Puppies! :3

i crawled for four days across fields of frozen clover to bleed azure droplets on your doormat

we will have a picnic in this crystalline wasteland

we have exceeded expectations

You're dreaming.

In your dream live your thoughts, and in this dream your thoughts are disturbing.
( What follows is a descent into madness. )

Days like today really remind me of China. The heat, the smoke, the dry, clinging air...

Days like today make it seem like the world is on fire.

I love a sunburnt country.

Reverse Mormon.

Definition: Someone who comes to your door early in the morning and asks what you've done with Jesus. WHERE IS HE!? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM YOU HEATHEN.

To whom it may concern,

Kingdom of Loathing is officially Fucking Awesome again.

That is all.

I suppose I should update this thing so the gaps between entries aren't quite so cavernous huh

goddamn if I have anything to talk about though

Whoever said erudition in women wasn't sexually attractive deserves to be shot in both knees.

Just FYI.