Comments | reitoei: I really wish the universe would stop this shit.

reitoei

I really wish the universe would stop this shit.

Aug 01, 2006 14:43

Dear Jennifer,
Here is your horoscope
for Tuesday, August 1:

Voice your real needs and they'll be met in one way or another. Be honest and forthright about what you've kept concealed for far too long. Aren't you through with being nice and quiet for other people's sake?

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bootdevil August 1 2006, 19:46:15 UTC

mine read, "The frankenstein monster will run over you on a giant tricycle, your pets will secretly hate you, and a mouse will die in your wall and stink the place up".

's a pretty normal hororscope for me.

reitoei August 1 2006, 19:54:20 UTC

Your real name isn't Dirk Gently, is it? Or, perhaps Svlad Cjelli?

bootdevil August 1 2006, 19:55:09 UTC

i LOVE that you caught that!

Marry me.

reitoei August 1 2006, 20:03:05 UTC

ROFL! I'd love to, but I'm still trying to get divorced and we'd probably try to out crazy each other eventually anyway. You'd probably win by sheer force of will, and then I'd resent you forever. :)

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quietlywatch343 August 1 2006, 22:25:23 UTC

Excuse me, madam, but do you in fact have a tattoo of a lizard somewhere between belly and hip?

There's a reason for the question, I assure you.

reitoei August 1 2006, 22:30:48 UTC

Um, why yes, I do. May I inquire as to the reason for this question?

quietlywatch343 August 1 2006, 22:51:43 UTC

Thought so. So it IS you.

What's up, darlin'? How you been? It's Patrick, 'member me? Jones? The apt. on Mulberry? Various flavors of mischief in and around the houston area during high school?

Yeah. That guy. Me.

Saw a photo, prob'ly through somebody else's journal, of you on stage at some sort of show, and I thought to myself, "I know her... I think...." Thus, the lizard question. Because I remember when the lizard tattoo was brand-new, and you scraped off a bit of color against somebody's counter. Which, considering the number of brain cells I've killed between then and now, is something of a minor miracle.

Drop me a line, lemme know what you's been up to for, oh, the last decade or so...

pat

reitoei August 1 2006, 22:56:25 UTC

Sweet!!! Hi! Shit, man, of course I remember you! I saw a pic of you recently online and was wondering what's been goin' on!! Howareya?

And, how funny is it that we have both decided to kick drug habits in the same month???

I am SO adding you to my friends list. And, the fact that you do remember that much about the lizard tattoo makes you something akin to an elephant. Perhaps you haven't killed off as many brain cells as you previously thought?

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