In which our hero propogates a meme
(Or, The Thhings I do when Faceblarg is Down)
My friend livali recently posted a list entitled "Cute People That I Have Been Talking To"
Logan
(Super-adorable andro girl I met in Quidditch Club)
Pros:
Speaks [a bit of] Japanese.
In Quidditch Club, so she's obviously a HUGE nerd.
Lives in the building closest to me
Cons:
Can't think of any excuse to see her for more than one hour, once a week.
Came across as pretentious when I posted on her Facebonk wall in high-level Japanese.
Heather
(Who is one of my best friends here :D)
Pros:
Already knows me really, really well.
Likes a lot of shows that I've been meaning to watch for years (Buffy, Bones, etc.)
Is one of the three most beautiful women on campus (yes, I have a list. Shut up.)
Didn't start ignoring and avoiding me after I asked her out.
Cons:
I have the worst possible timing in liking her - she isn't dating now, for very legitimate reasons, and we'll most likely both be abroad next semester.
Kathryn
(The tallest woman on campus, with hair like WOAH)
Pros:
Deliciously artistic
Deliciously spastic/head-in-the-cloudsy
Not afraid to look like an idiot to have fun
Dresses up as famous paintings for Halloween
Loves tea
Cons:
Also dresses up as famous painters.
Is a theatre major, so she's crAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAzy busy.
Mark
(An Italian fron New York whose handwriting is as terrible as his personality is perfect)
Pros:
HE CALLED ME BUDDY OHMYGOD.
Actaully stops to hold pleasant conversation with me outside of class.
He's secretly Batman.
Cons:
He's a professor.
He's married with 1.5 kids.
...Everyone else in the English department wants him.
Elita
(Whom I'm not actually talking to)
Pros:
Looks Elven. Seriously. Cutest girl on campus.
Has the most beautiful name ever.
Has equally cute friends.
Cons:
I just stare at her cuteness >////<
Am I creepy yet?
My friend livali recently posted a list entitled "Cute People That I Have Been Talking To"
Logan
(Super-adorable andro girl I met in Quidditch Club)
Pros:
Speaks [a bit of] Japanese.
In Quidditch Club, so she's obviously a HUGE nerd.
Lives in the building closest to me
Cons:
Can't think of any excuse to see her for more than one hour, once a week.
Came across as pretentious when I posted on her Facebonk wall in high-level Japanese.
Heather
(Who is one of my best friends here :D)
Pros:
Already knows me really, really well.
Likes a lot of shows that I've been meaning to watch for years (Buffy, Bones, etc.)
Is one of the three most beautiful women on campus (yes, I have a list. Shut up.)
Didn't start ignoring and avoiding me after I asked her out.
Cons:
I have the worst possible timing in liking her - she isn't dating now, for very legitimate reasons, and we'll most likely both be abroad next semester.
Kathryn
(The tallest woman on campus, with hair like WOAH)
Pros:
Deliciously artistic
Deliciously spastic/head-in-the-cloudsy
Not afraid to look like an idiot to have fun
Dresses up as famous paintings for Halloween
Loves tea
Cons:
Also dresses up as famous painters.
Is a theatre major, so she's crAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAzy busy.
Mark
(An Italian fron New York whose handwriting is as terrible as his personality is perfect)
Pros:
HE CALLED ME BUDDY OHMYGOD.
Actaully stops to hold pleasant conversation with me outside of class.
He's secretly Batman.
Cons:
He's a professor.
He's married with 1.5 kids.
...Everyone else in the English department wants him.
Elita
(Whom I'm not actually talking to)
Pros:
Looks Elven. Seriously. Cutest girl on campus.
Has the most beautiful name ever.
Has equally cute friends.
Cons:
I just stare at her cuteness >////<
Am I creepy yet?