Tonight, I..

[reiyad_primus]

-Did energy drink shots...LIKE A BOSS.

-Failed to recite a poem from memory...four times..LIKE A BOSS.

-Found a shirt on an electrical box and took it...LIKE A BOSS. It fits me super well, and there isn't even any heroin in the breast pockets! Popular opinion is that it's, like, made of jizz, though

Comments

[argyle_sockso_o]

There is no way that a shirt found on an electrical box that magically fits the finder, and doesn't have any heroin in the pocket, isn't made jizz.

Or at the very least soaked in squirrel urine.

[reiyad_primus]

Well, it smelled fine. Jizz it izz!

[lokiiago]

Made of jizz? That is rather unforunate, but should you be someone looking for a sketchy as hell sperm donor then you are in luck!!

You should add: Knew what "purloined" meant and confused Arden....like a BOSS

[reiyad_primus]

Oh, I can donate sperm just fine on my own XD (Also, now that the shirt has been washed (twice), I want to wear it ALL THE TIME).

Bahaha! Thank you, Edgar Allan Poe. It means "stole/n," in case you haven't already looked it up.