One Hand Willy.

[rejected4cause]

My boyfriend just caught me masturbating to porn. He then proceded to send me a text message, "haha I caught you floggin' your log!" I feel so junior high right now. But whatever, he's just sad he couldn't stay and finish the job.

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[anotherusername]

I always thought the phrase was 'schlobbin' your knob'... but I guess that's more for blow jobs isn't it? Hmmmm..

anyway, miss ya man... I'm back from Ireland, we should hang out sometime!

[xannabelle]

LOL. Do you even update anymore?? whhattev...add me! ♥