Corporate pissing contests.

[rejectedstalker]

Heh, found this via an action figure message board:

Onion article from February 18, 2004.

CNN article from September 14, 2005.

And here's a related article from The Straight Dope.

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[stephenw32768]

"The new Gillete Fusion! Cuts your face to ribbons five times faster!"

Where will it end? Some thirty-bladed monstrosity resembling a Grand Cherokee's radiator grille?

-Stephen