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[relativity]

A note to everyone out there who has an IQ that dips into negative numbers, can't find their ass with both hands, can't spell "CAT" if you spot them the C and A, and lives next door to me:

LEAVING A LIT CIGARETTE ON YOUR BED

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[gjules]

....WHAT?!?!

OK, I wondered how the fire started, but that's just fucking dumb.

I hope they evict him.

[relativity]

That makes it sound like it was some low smoldery burning thing, too, and not the FLAMES COMING OUT THE WINDOWS HOLY FUCKING SHIT that was going on. So he must have been gone for a while beforehand. Who the fuck leaves a cigarette on the bed? LIT? I mean, people falling asleep while smoking, at least that's an accident.

He is officially too stupid to live. I am fighting the urge to do Darwin and the gene pool a favor and fucking smash his face in.

If they waver on evicting him, I'm gonna bitch and throw a huge fucking hissyfit and act like a three-year-old and hope they'd rather shut me up than deal with InbredSmoker. I need to call anyway - Mom suggested asing if they'd cover a cleaning service to come over and deal with the smoke. It smells like it's out, to me, but I haven't been upstairs, and I've been here all day.

[gjules]

Leaving a lit cigarette on a bed is official up there as dumber than getting into a landwar in Asia, deciding H/Hr is the next major world religion, or... damn. Really, really, really fucking dumb.

*hugs*

Re: cleaning service: might as well ask. If you've been inside all day, you might have started blocking out the smell -- it happens. Going out and coming back in, it might be more obvious.

[relativity]

Going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line? Posting to Amazon's listing for your own book to tell off your fans? Faking your own death on LJ? Scientology? I can't come up with anything, either.

Noah couldn't smell it, but then, Noah's usually got a clogged sense of smell.

[dragon_dance]

*headdesk*

Did he think that he could save it for later or something? Because, one would think, if you were smoking and decided to go out you would either take the damn thing with you or put it out. And I thought my neighbors were morons.

[relativity]

I have no fucking clue. I mean, there isn't a single logical reason that I can come up with, short of "Well, hey, it's a good day for a fire!"

I mean, I've heard of people falling asleep while smoking, and that's unfortunate, but, uh, this is just dumb. The closest I can come to this is the year before I got to college, when apparently some stoners were burning incense to cover the pot smell, and then threw a blanket over the incense when they left the room, thinking it was out, to hide that smell. Lots of damage to the dorm, but nobody was hurt, and as a result we weren't allowed to burn incense, candles, ANYthing. And those people were actually less stupid, even though they were fucking stoned.

I love your icon.

[sisterpandora]

What a fucking moron! Unless he's in some way disabled, someone needs to whack him with something that'll HURT!

Also? ORIGINAL STAR WARS ICON! So much love!

[relativity]

He wasn't disabled, no. Unless you count "amazingly motherfucking stupid" as a disability. Although I'm starting to wonder if he was fucking drunk or something.

And hee, thanks! It's from iconsss. Leia looks ready to cap some bitch. You so wouldn't cross her.

*grumbles about the utter stupidity of the prequels and kicks something*

[sisterpandora]

If we count it as a disability, can we have him sterilized?

Oooooooo! *goes to look and see if she has any R2D2 icons* Is it bad that I very nearly wrote R2D2 on my travel sized advil bottle 'cause it's that shape?

You know what? I pretend those don't exist, whatsoever.