OK, so, four hours into the season, and they're 0-1. Not an auspicious start, letmetellya.

BUT I DO NOT CARE. I am still going to cheer on my Pirates like a motherfucker. Whether we suck like two-dollar whores or no.

LET'S GO BUCS!

.... Yes. That's a cookie with an eye patch. Non-Pennsylvanians miss all kind of fun things like Eat 'n Park, ( Read more... )

Right, so I'm finally catching up on my flist. Ever notice that's all I do? Check in every couple of weeks? Yeah, me too. Ah well.

Meme-wise: fiatincantatum posted one a while back that I loved, the whole "Ask me about any icons I have that you don't get." Although I'm guessing it's more the random song quotes I have sprinkled around my layout and interests ( Read more... )

The story you are about to read is true. IM names have been changed to protect the innocent. Or not-so-innocent ( Read more... )

(I will catch up on my flist soon. Getting there.)

OK, so, the last time I attempted to write porn, I got to the snogging and then ran out of steam. Lo, for I sucketh. I'm aware of that.

This is again the _first_ part of a smutbit, but I've cut it off just because I have to do other things. It will be continued, because I know where it's going. ( Read more... )

"Did you just fart on the cat?"
"No, I farted near the cat."
"I'm sure she's glad."
"It's not my fault she was laying there!"
{cat jumps down and runs out of room}

"Dude, I am convinced Geoffrey's the bad guy ( Read more... )

I haven't updated my LJ in ages. I haven't read my LJ in ages. I haven't looked at my friends list in ages ( Read more... )

I haven't been around much, sorry about that. Real Life, RPing, and general hiding-under-the-blankets-waiting-for-the-year-to-be-over ( Read more... )

Picture Meme - from fiatincantatum

1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.
2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.
3. Include these instructions, and share the love.


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OK, I have plenty of things to update that are, you know, Important and Meaningful, but first!

THE POWER OF CUTE COMPELS YOU!


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You know how pathetic I am? I can't even drabble properly in one sitting. So this is just the first chunk of a smutty PWP. Warning: it cuts off just as things are starting up. So don't comment about "OMG IT WAZ JUST GETTING GOOD! U R EV0L!" ;)

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