23rd Surgery - Trying to Help

[relaxiamadoctor]

A call to everyone in town, filtered from the drones and town administrators

Hell, this is Fran Madaraki speaking~ Is there anyone who can help me find a supply of spare body parts? I may be able to assist the amputee victims of the post office, but I'll need the replacement parts to provide them with~

Comments

[ergaleomancer]

If you can bring me a steady supply of gears, springs, cogs, and other clockwork materials, I can make replacements.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Hmmmm, I certainly could make use of prostheses, but that still brings us back to the question of supplies~

[ergaleomancer]

Clockwork materials should be easier to find than flesh?

[relaxiamadoctor]

Mmm, true~ It's a shame we don't have that factory from a few weeks ago~

[[OOC: After the soviet event, the tractor cows that Fran made returned to mayfield with the rest of the cast and are roaming the park]]

[neverinthedeck]

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Pick me, pick me! I know this one!

[relaxiamadoctor]

Hmmm? Yes?

[neverinthedeck]

Alright, me and ol' Greggy have these two little annoying drone kids running around our happy home. I throw a little house party in my backyard, I pick up a knife with my teeth, y'know, no arms, swipe it around a few times and they're dead!

Then I just load the parts into a bag and bring 'em off to you, from what I understand, they'll just reappear later.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Hmmm~ No, I'd like to avoid methods that lead to the direct death of the donater~ Thank you for your interest though~

[hop_toit_udonge]

Well well, this is certainly interesting...

Oh why do I keep doing horrible things during events?

[relaxiamadoctor]

Hello? Who is this?

[hop_toit_udonge]

A doctor.

[wondering_eye]

Ah, it's a shame my pet cat isn't here. She's always got a few spare corpses lying around.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Yes~ I'm for lack of my assistant Adorea~ Without her it's much more difficult to store organs for transplant and research~

[wondering_eye]

How unfortunate. Even more unfortunate that people were actually stupid enough to end up in a situation where they need replacement organs and limbs.

[relaxiamadoctor]

I agree, especially after it was known what was happening~ Be that as it may, it's my duty to help people get better~

[braided_icarus]

Winry can help. Once her hand....she can make something called 'auto-mail' prosthetics, from metal. Would take a few days for each one, but it's worth it, if they are sure they won't be able to or would rather not trade something else for their limbs back or something.

[relaxiamadoctor]

I was actually speaking more in terms of biological transfers, but I can help with the applications of a prosthetic as well~ How does auto-mail work?

[braided_icarus]

It's a full-metal prosthetic, connected right to the nerves for maximum mobility. Probably better to ask her about it, she's the one that makes it, I am just one of her customers for it.

[relaxiamadoctor]

Very impressive~ Please let her know I'm interested in speaking with her if you see her~