i have this sign by my desk...but it should be in my car

[relient_jaydn]

I will obey the rules of the road.
I will not drive like I'm delivering a donated organ.
I will not purposely scare cows.
I will not make light of gravity.
And I will recognize speed limits as strict law and not just ballpark suggestions.

here's the thing, I haven't scared any cows lately. I should go find some.

Comments

oh wow

[engageflipnlife]

Dude. your mom music is like. rocking. i love it.

lol. wow nice road rules. cows are always fun to hit. with cars. but ive never done it. im just guessing.