*insert randomness*

[relucatantblond]

"I bought a chainsaw yesterday. The guy at the cash register seemed confused. I told him I was an amateur necromancer and this was just in case something got out of the basement. He didn't think I was funny. Hell, he didn't even think I was charming."

/randomness

Comments

[luckey_steve]

that is awesome

[relucatantblond]

I giggled. a lot

[sageraistlan]

ROFLMFAO that is great, next time ask him where they keep the shot guns, lol