If you missed page 1 yesterday, it's
over here. Context: some 16 or 17 years ago, as a proxy for flirting I began a collaborative comic book. It passed through the hands of some of my most brilliant and creative friends, and nearly failed to spin out of control. And now, for the first time, in hopes to somehow wrap it up, it's going online.
The supple young boy slaved away for hours, yet for some reason he couldn't stuff the manure into the pen.
Even when he used his super cock piece the pen would not admit the substance within it.
Eventually, the squire became so angered that he threw the cursed pen deep into [the] pile of manure. "Blast this God-forsaken pen!!!!"
And with that, he knew that somehow he'd have to find a manure[-]filled pen or its equivalent to bring back to Will Shakespeare, because man that guy was such a spazz.
"What you need, boy, is the Ultra-Loo 2000! Your needs are specifically met by Krapper Industries' new D-Lux model! As long as you keep it well-fed and docile, your pen worries are a thing of the past. And down here at Wally's World of Wacky Waste Disposal, we're practically giving them away! (imagine lots of sequins and stuff on this suit....)
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