Captain Fuzzy Nuts reporting for duty, Sir!!!

[reluctantyoda]

I wish my body would naturally make those sounds like in old Kung Fu movies! WHOOPSHH! SHING! KRAK! That would be so cool!! It would never get old, at least, not for me anyways.

Fucking Hurricane!! So tired of this. Want to curl up and hide. I miss her. Should have gone there. I hope she is ok. I hope everyone is ok.

We eat the dead

Comments

[zoloft]

That would be really cool, making kung fu movie noises. What I *really* want to do, though, is to make blinkie noises like Zorak on Space Ghost. I've been practicing it for years. Here, lemme show you...

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Did you hear me blinking? I was *totally* blinking at you.

Goddammit.

I'm sure they're all okay. What did you cook with the dead? Dead pizza? Dead meatloaf? Blackened dead on pasta? I'm kindof hungry...

[tucanazrael]

BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

[reluctantyoda]

I totally heard you blinking.
I prefer my dead raw.