Sinner
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Jose at work.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Words.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No. But I'd shake the shit out of her.
4. How about of the same sex? Been there. Done that.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? JoAnn.
6. What is your pet peeve? A goldfish but he dead yo.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? If grudges were monies I'd be rich.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Make my bed.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6pm?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. Jill.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? My trainer said it was ok so it's ok.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? No.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? A few years ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. It doesn't go off during the weeekends.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Diet Coke.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Great enough to black out and not remember what happened.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Doesn't everyone?
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? Only women.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 5, maybe 6 but I don't recall because of #3 under GLUTTONY.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I'm only human.
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes. So seductive and suggestive.
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Haha. I used to live in Las Vegas.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Had one, maxed it out and now they're after me.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Best Buy.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? But a house, nice car, fix up both, build my own in-house studio, pay Leigh to live with me, then invest the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? "Look at him! Look at him!"
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? This is kind of incriminating. I plead the 5th.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I'm a good son, brother, uncle, best friend.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Proving to them that I can take care of myself.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Conquer the world with Leigh by my side.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Second place is the first loser.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Offered my sister girl scout cookies.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? Monies.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? My parents. They need the hook ups, for real.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Oh wow. Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence and optimism.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? None.
1. Who did you last get angry with? Jose at work.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Words.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No. But I'd shake the shit out of her.
4. How about of the same sex? Been there. Done that.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? JoAnn.
6. What is your pet peeve? A goldfish but he dead yo.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? If grudges were monies I'd be rich.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Make my bed.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6pm?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't. Jill.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? My trainer said it was ok so it's ok.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? No.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? A few years ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. It doesn't go off during the weeekends.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Diet Coke.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Great enough to black out and not remember what happened.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Doesn't everyone?
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? Only women.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 5, maybe 6 but I don't recall because of #3 under GLUTTONY.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I'm only human.
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Eyes. So seductive and suggestive.
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Haha. I used to live in Las Vegas.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? Had one, maxed it out and now they're after me.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Best Buy.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? But a house, nice car, fix up both, build my own in-house studio, pay Leigh to live with me, then invest the rest.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? "Look at him! Look at him!"
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Yes.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? This is kind of incriminating. I plead the 5th.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I'm a good son, brother, uncle, best friend.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Proving to them that I can take care of myself.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Conquer the world with Leigh by my side.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Second place is the first loser.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? No.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Offered my sister girl scout cookies.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own? Monies.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? My parents. They need the hook ups, for real.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Me.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Oh wow. Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence and optimism.
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? No.
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? None.