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[remembers_her]

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
Yes.  TEEHEE.

Are you gay?
Uh uh.  BISEXUAL, PLEASE!

Do you have a hairy chest? 
I don't have a chest.

Do you like monkeys? 
Only ugly ones.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? 
Ocean defferz.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Yes.  It's tight.

Have you ever read the Bible? 
Not

Comments

[dingdawndie]

holy crap, I love you so much.
I totally ROFLd from start to finish.

[remembers_her]

I love you, too.
I forgot about ROFL.
BAGL.

[xdancingkingx]

I couldn't think of anything to say except this............."oh yes, ha, oh yes."

[remembers_her]

I'm doing the lip thing right now.