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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I punched osakas_confused in the arm (-10 points). In February I donated bone marrow to relentlesslaw in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I gave dualpenetration a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (610 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
rememberscows