Everyone? I...I think you need to be careful... [19]
I think I've received my first contact with the outside. But...It's nothing I expected.
This conversation happened on my gadget Instant Messanging feature...
Governor W Swann: -Smiles kindly.- Good day! Will you please fetch me a nice cup of tea? -Frowns.- If it isn't too forward to ask?
rememberingcows: Tea? -=head tilt=- Green tea, black tea, red tea, white tea...
Governor W Swann: -Furrows eyebrows.-
Governor W Swann: ...Tea... comes in green, dear?
rememberingcows: Iced tea, hot tea, Chai tea, blended tea...flower tea? -=head tilt=-
rememberingcows: Yes. Green tea. Tea leaves that have not be completely processed into black tea
Governor W Swann: ... .. .. Flower tea seems... reasonable safe. -Smiles kindly.-
rememberingcows: Flower tea. Yes. -=goes and rumages for a cup and places a flower, complete with roots and a bit of dirt within. She returns it cheerily to him=- Here! Flower tea!
Governor W Swann: -The Governor was very patient, and he just smiled brightly.- Oh, that is utterly delightful, my dear! But...
Governor W Swann: I cannot sip dirt. Now can I? -Smiles.-
rememberingcows: Oh. no...it needs to steep. I forgot the water.
Governor W Swann: Dearest, I...I do believe that dirt is not a very nice flavor for a cup of tea to have. -Smiles.-
rememberingcows: Then you have NOT had the proper dirt! -=snags the boiling tea kettle and pours librally into the cup, heedless of spalshing=-
Governor W Swann: -Cowers.- I...
Governor W Swann: Dearest. -Pats her hand.- I do believe sipping dirt is quite dirty!
Governor W Swann: -Weatherby u so clevar.-
rememberingcows: No no...this will be excellent! Trust me. The Poison Pitcher told me so. -=nods emphatically, watching the flower wilt in the hot water.=-
Governor W Swann: -The... poison pitcher. His rosy cheeks paled.-
Governor W Swann: I...I... wonderful.
Governor W Swann: Governor W Swann: -The... poison pitcher. His rosy cheeks paled.-
Governor W Swann: I...I... wonderful.
rememberingcows: poison Pitcher plant. Pretty poison. -=smiles brightly.=- You said you wanted flower tea!
Governor W Swann: -Fluffs his wig.- Dearest... I...
Governor W Swann: I must take a little stroll! -Smiles.- Doctor's advice, and I shall return posthaste.
rememberingcows: But but you did not try the tea! -=calls out=-
Governor W Swann: I-I will, soon!
Governor W Swann: -RUNS. As fast as... a pudgy fifty year old on heels can.-
Governor W Swann: -You'd be suprised.-
rememberingcows: -=chases after with a grace that seemed unnatural, still holding the cup=- Sir! Sir! I don't even know your name and you asked for this blasted tea!
Governor W Swann: -HAS to stop, wheezing.- ... M-my God.
Governor W Swann: Miss, I shant have this tea! -Puffs up.- I apologise and I will make it up to you, but I simply cannot drink it.
rememberingcows: -=starts to cry=-
Governor W Swann: ... ...
Governor W Swann: O-oh my...
Governor W Swann: Come now! -Takes her hand in his hands, smiling.- No need for all those tears!
rememberingcows: -=sobs uncontrollably=-
Governor W Swann: It is a beautiful day, and you look just lovely. -Pats her cheek.-
Governor W Swann: And we shall go to the shops, and have cake! -Beams.-
Governor W Swann: Wouldn't that be exciting?
rememberingcows: -=brightly=- after you drink my tea!
Governor W Swann: Dearest, it will surely end my life. -Frowns.-
Governor W Swann: You wouldn't like that, would you?
rememberingcows: -=head tilt=- what are you talking about?
Governor W Swann: Poison, dear?
Governor W Swann: -Frown.-
rememberingcows: -=holds up the cup=- from a daisy?
Governor W Swann: ... ...
Governor W Swann: -Smiles.- Very well.
Governor W Swann: I will take your word for it!
Governor W Swann: -Sips, pinky up.-
rememberingcows: -=smiles, terribly happy=-
Governor W Swann: -Smiles, terribly happy but also disgusted.0
Governor W Swann: -^
Governor W Swann: -Yes.-
Governor W Swann: It is delightful!
rememberingcows: -=nods smartly=-
Governor W Swann: -Pats her.- ..
Governor W Swann: I ... live.
Governor W Swann: Huzzah! <3
rememberingcows: You are a very odd little man.... -=shakes her head.=-
Governor W Swann: ...Little? -Huff.-
rememberingcows: -=giggles=-
Governor W Swann: -Puffs himself up!-
rememberingcows: Well, I'm glad you liked the tea! Want another?
Governor W Swann: Cake, please?
rememberingcows: I have no cake
Governor W Swann: Tea, then. -Kind smile!-
rememberingcows: -=goes for another flower to make more tea=-
I don't know what he looks like, and ....I'm afraid to find out.
[[OOC: This person trolled through the Paixao boards for a while. The crack is fantastic, but I fear I can only handle this prestigious-ness once.]]
This conversation happened on my gadget Instant Messanging feature...
Governor W Swann: -Smiles kindly.- Good day! Will you please fetch me a nice cup of tea? -Frowns.- If it isn't too forward to ask?
rememberingcows: Tea? -=head tilt=- Green tea, black tea, red tea, white tea...
Governor W Swann: -Furrows eyebrows.-
Governor W Swann: ...Tea... comes in green, dear?
rememberingcows: Iced tea, hot tea, Chai tea, blended tea...flower tea? -=head tilt=-
rememberingcows: Yes. Green tea. Tea leaves that have not be completely processed into black tea
Governor W Swann: ... .. .. Flower tea seems... reasonable safe. -Smiles kindly.-
rememberingcows: Flower tea. Yes. -=goes and rumages for a cup and places a flower, complete with roots and a bit of dirt within. She returns it cheerily to him=- Here! Flower tea!
Governor W Swann: -The Governor was very patient, and he just smiled brightly.- Oh, that is utterly delightful, my dear! But...
Governor W Swann: I cannot sip dirt. Now can I? -Smiles.-
rememberingcows: Oh. no...it needs to steep. I forgot the water.
Governor W Swann: Dearest, I...I do believe that dirt is not a very nice flavor for a cup of tea to have. -Smiles.-
rememberingcows: Then you have NOT had the proper dirt! -=snags the boiling tea kettle and pours librally into the cup, heedless of spalshing=-
Governor W Swann: -Cowers.- I...
Governor W Swann: Dearest. -Pats her hand.- I do believe sipping dirt is quite dirty!
Governor W Swann: -Weatherby u so clevar.-
rememberingcows: No no...this will be excellent! Trust me. The Poison Pitcher told me so. -=nods emphatically, watching the flower wilt in the hot water.=-
Governor W Swann: -The... poison pitcher. His rosy cheeks paled.-
Governor W Swann: I...I... wonderful.
Governor W Swann: Governor W Swann: -The... poison pitcher. His rosy cheeks paled.-
Governor W Swann: I...I... wonderful.
rememberingcows: poison Pitcher plant. Pretty poison. -=smiles brightly.=- You said you wanted flower tea!
Governor W Swann: -Fluffs his wig.- Dearest... I...
Governor W Swann: I must take a little stroll! -Smiles.- Doctor's advice, and I shall return posthaste.
rememberingcows: But but you did not try the tea! -=calls out=-
Governor W Swann: I-I will, soon!
Governor W Swann: -RUNS. As fast as... a pudgy fifty year old on heels can.-
Governor W Swann: -You'd be suprised.-
rememberingcows: -=chases after with a grace that seemed unnatural, still holding the cup=- Sir! Sir! I don't even know your name and you asked for this blasted tea!
Governor W Swann: -HAS to stop, wheezing.- ... M-my God.
Governor W Swann: Miss, I shant have this tea! -Puffs up.- I apologise and I will make it up to you, but I simply cannot drink it.
rememberingcows: -=starts to cry=-
Governor W Swann: ... ...
Governor W Swann: O-oh my...
Governor W Swann: Come now! -Takes her hand in his hands, smiling.- No need for all those tears!
rememberingcows: -=sobs uncontrollably=-
Governor W Swann: It is a beautiful day, and you look just lovely. -Pats her cheek.-
Governor W Swann: And we shall go to the shops, and have cake! -Beams.-
Governor W Swann: Wouldn't that be exciting?
rememberingcows: -=brightly=- after you drink my tea!
Governor W Swann: Dearest, it will surely end my life. -Frowns.-
Governor W Swann: You wouldn't like that, would you?
rememberingcows: -=head tilt=- what are you talking about?
Governor W Swann: Poison, dear?
Governor W Swann: -Frown.-
rememberingcows: -=holds up the cup=- from a daisy?
Governor W Swann: ... ...
Governor W Swann: -Smiles.- Very well.
Governor W Swann: I will take your word for it!
Governor W Swann: -Sips, pinky up.-
rememberingcows: -=smiles, terribly happy=-
Governor W Swann: -Smiles, terribly happy but also disgusted.0
Governor W Swann: -^
Governor W Swann: -Yes.-
Governor W Swann: It is delightful!
rememberingcows: -=nods smartly=-
Governor W Swann: -Pats her.- ..
Governor W Swann: I ... live.
Governor W Swann: Huzzah! <3
rememberingcows: You are a very odd little man.... -=shakes her head.=-
Governor W Swann: ...Little? -Huff.-
rememberingcows: -=giggles=-
Governor W Swann: -Puffs himself up!-
rememberingcows: Well, I'm glad you liked the tea! Want another?
Governor W Swann: Cake, please?
rememberingcows: I have no cake
Governor W Swann: Tea, then. -Kind smile!-
rememberingcows: -=goes for another flower to make more tea=-
I don't know what he looks like, and ....I'm afraid to find out.
[[OOC: This person trolled through the Paixao boards for a while. The crack is fantastic, but I fear I can only handle this prestigious-ness once.]]