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'Vince?!' Howard whispered to himself. 'VINCE!!!' He yelled rushing back up the corridor to Cookie's room.
'FUCK!!! HOWARD!!!!' Vince called running after him.
'Get the fuck away from me and my daughter!'
'She's my daughter too you battycrease!'
'Oh yeah, well I believe that she's more mine!'
'Thats not fair! You said you'd never mention that! Dee was my girlfriend!'
'What the hell are you going on about?!'
'I'm your real dad.' Howard said.
'Howard!'
'What Edward?!'
'Shut the fuck up!'
'Ooh, little Edward upset?'
'Shut it Tom and Jerry!'
'Ooh, Big boy!'
'Aren't you!'
'SHUT UP!!!!' Cookie screamed. 'Have you heard yourselves?! People in play-school are more mature then you sometimes!'
'He started it!' Vince said quickly pointing at Howard.
'I don't give a shit who started it!'
'Good! Because it was him!' Howard yelled pointing at Vince.
'Of for christ's sake!' She said holding her head in her hands.
'How was it my fault?!' Vince asked.
'How was it your fault?! Vince! That doesn't even deserve an answer!' Howard replied.
'I give up! There is no point anymore!' Cookie yelled.
'I thought they loved each other?' Kirk said.
'They did, then Sue came along, batted her lashes, and boom! Vince doesn't love Howard.'
'Oh so this is my fault then?!' Sue asked.
'Yes!'
'How the hell?!'
'Until you came along, Vince would go out, come home late, talk to Howard, and then everything would be fine, then he goes out one night, takes me, we bump into you, and wholah! You and him are all of a sudden a magic item!'
'Fuck off!'
'C'mon, you love him, he loves you, you were in the hallway clearly doing something otherwise they wouldn't be arguing!'
'Whatever.' She said crossing her arms.
Cookie turned to Howard and Vince who were still arguing.
'Im telling you! I only fucked your sister because of that fucking deal you made with me!' Howard yelled.
'Well then why the hell are you still fucking pissed off! I cant remember when it got broken!' Vince yelled back.
'Oh for fuck sake Vince!'
'Dont fucking say that! That could be insulting!'
'Good!'
'WILL YOU TWO PLEASE!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!' Cookie screamed at the top of her lungs, causing the whole room to go silent. 'Thankyou! I thought, that you two loved eachother more then anything.' She said starting to cry. 'I thought that nothing could break you two up. But clearly, I was wrong.'
'Cookie, dont talk like that. I mean this is just an argument.' Howard said.
'Just an argument?! Vince is cheating on you, and you're doing the same thing but making out that its all his fault!'
'What?!' Vince asked.
'Howard's still seeing Helen!'
'What?!' He asked again, a bit more serious. 'I thought you broke it off with her the day I...y'know...disappeared!'
'Evidently not, since you've been making secret phone calls and emails to her.'
'She's lying!' Howard tried.
'Hey Cindy, hows it going? I miss you so much, I cant wait til christmas if you know what I mean ;)
Love Howard xxx' Cookie read out loud.
'What the hell's that?!' Vince asked.
'Vince you and Sue are together!' Howard yelled.
'Yeah, but thats different!'
'How is it?'
'For 2 good reasons, maybe 3!'
'Lets hear them then.' Howard said crossing his arms.
'1. Sue and I have only just started dating! And 2. Sue isnt your sister!'
'3?'
'I...i...I LOVE YOU MORE!!!' He screamed, tears streaming down his face.
He stood there staring, before turning to leave, when just as he reached out to grab the door handle, a hand was placed to his shoulder.
'I love you too.' Howard said. 'But...' He started.
Vince shook his head. 'Dont bother wasting your words on someone like me.' He said, placing his hand on Howard's cheek. 'I dont deserve to hear your soft voice make out beatiful words coming from the amazing Jazz Maverick known as Howard TJ Moon.' He said before placing a soft gentle kiss to his lips and turning to leave the room.
Howard rushed after him. But Vince was already out of the door.
'Vince, Vince, Vince. If you want my opinion-'
'No, I dont fucking want your opinion! Infact, I dont want anything to do with you! So you can keep cutting me! Keep attempting to kill me, but I wont give in, im not going to let you ruin my life!'
'Suit yourself. Where're you gonna start?'
'Brace yourself John, Noir's going to the moon.'