You Lie Like a Furry Grey Rug

[ren_wench]

My Dearest Ryobi

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[britgeekgrrl]

Did he mention how he nearly broke my nose giving me a head-bump? Or the kitty acupuncture that almost drew blood? Of course not!

Actually, I *did* call the gypsies, but they're on to us.

Yeah, I think he really wants a new sibling, the big doofus.

[shipofools999]

When the time comes, may I be of service in finding a new sibling for the power tool? It would be nice to use my connections.