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rendah

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Jul 05, 2005 01:16

( read it alllllll you butt munches )

Comments 5

gorenaissance July 5 2005, 22:39:54 UTC

hey, I did this on, but I didn't want to be the first one to put it on. Ha, now I will though.

xheartless July 6 2005, 01:28:24 UTC

lol he's 82, sweet.

rendah July 6 2005, 03:19:22 UTC

and his name is Gregory Forman Jr III

phatbassist July 6 2005, 15:14:19 UTC

AWESOME! I want to take people to restaurants without prices! Maybe ol' Gregarious Formaldehyde Jr III will take me.

By the way, Jr and III can't exist together unless he was his own dad.

This is how that particular event would happen: Time travel. He goes back in time, does the deed with his mom and marries her, leaves her for an Argentian girl from the Swiss Alps but doesn't divorce his mom, and she ends up naming the baby after him. Why she names the baby after that deadbeat, I have know idea. And I certainly will NOT have my sister going on dates to McDonalds with geriatric, incestuous perverts.

rendah July 6 2005, 17:13:04 UTC

how thoughtful