IN WHICH amongst_thine DOES COMMENTARY ON SNAKES ON A PLANE.
[2:14:27 PM] Kat B.: RANDOMLY, DYING DUDE
[2:14:56 PM] Kat B.: Just sitting around, drinking a redbull. When suddenly asian mafia beating your ass
[2:15:05 PM] Phylicia: LOL WHAT.
[2:15:06 PM] Phylicia: sdklfjksdjfasdf
[2:15:32 PM] Kat B.: BAT \o\
[2:15:35 PM] Jonesy: Spot the product placement. :|b
[2:15:59 PM] Kat B.: Man, I loved doing that in Terminator 2
[2:16:20 PM] Kat B.: If it was a drinking game, I'd die of alcohol poisoning halfway through
[2:16:46 PM] Kat B.: PEPSI EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2:17:17 PM] Kat B.: <3
[2:18:57 PM] Kat B.: God Jackson <3
[2:19:55 PM] Kat B.: REMEMBER BOYS AND GIRLS: IF YOU'RE GETTING HUNTED BY ASIAN MOBSTERS? REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT
[2:22:07 PM] Kat B.: Kenan hells yeah
[2:22:21 PM] Phylicia: I wanna watch that movie akjsdjshd.
[2:22:39 PM] Kat B.: I WANT TO AUTOGRAPH SOMEONE'S TITS
[2:22:59 PM] Kat B.: AHAHAHA "Stay black" to a little kid
[2:23:29 PM] Jonesy: Stay black, bro. :|b
[2:23:52 PM] Kat B.: Stay black Jonesy <3
[2:23:57 PM] Kat B.: GAY ATTENDANT <3
[2:24:03 PM] Kat B.: I forgot how much I loved him
[2:26:28 PM] Kat B.: Kitty ;A;
[2:26:41 PM] Jonesy: Has that woman been bitten on the tit yet?
[2:27:01 PM] Kat B.: Not yet, right now they're doing the leis.
[2:28:25 PM] Kat B.: But they had the kitty freaking out at the snakes and I always feel bad for the kitty :< First one to go
[2:30:13 PM] Kat B.: "accidents happen" LIKE A PLACE BEING FILLED WITH SNAKES
[2:31:35 PM] Kat B.: Jonesy's gonna miss the tit biting
[2:32:27 PM] Kat B.: Poor Jonesy :<
[2:32:37 PM] Kat B.: I'll take a screenshot just for him :>
[2:32:42 PM] Phylicia: Lmfao.
[2:33:49 PM] Kat B.: Man, I would love to be on a plane full of snakes :<
[2:34:02 PM] Phylicia: Kat. :|
[2:34:09 PM] Kat B.: What?
[2:34:11 PM] Phylicia: Nothing.
[2:34:14 PM] Kat B.: IF I GET A GAY ATTENDANT OUT OF IT
[2:34:15 PM] Kat B.: I WOULD LOVE IT
[2:35:23 PM] Kat B.: Mmmmmm gay attendant <3
[2:35:30 PM] Phylicia: ... XD.
[2:36:14 PM] Kat B.: OH GOD GAY ATTENDANT
[2:36:30 PM] Kat B.: PFFFFFFF
[2:37:03 PM] Kat B.: Awwwwww
[2:37:32 PM] Kat B.: "If you hated flying this much, why did we go to hawaii on our honeymoon? >:|" "..... Because you wanted to go there :<" "..... :< <3"
[2:37:58 PM] Phylicia: XDD.
[2:39:53 PM] Kat B.: I need a husband who's afraid of planes now :<
[2:40:56 PM] Kat B.: KITTY ;A;
[2:41:06 PM] Kat B.: Kat B. sobs
[2:42:27 PM] Kat B.: Smoking weed and having sex in a plane bathroom
[2:42:36 PM] Phylicia: Oh.
[2:42:39 PM] Phylicia: I wanted to see that scene.
[2:42:40 PM] Kat B.: Which, after being in a plane bathroom, IS VERY VERY HARD
[2:43:01 PM] Kat B.: Not having sex, just in general.
[2:43:11 PM] Kat B.: Also changing your pad is almost impossible
[2:45:43 PM] Kat B.: THERE. Plenty of titbiting for Jonesy o/
[2:46:37 PM] Kat B.: APPARENTLY SNAKES EAT WIRES
[2:47:54 PM] Kat B.: Bitey taimu :>
[2:48:07 PM] Kat B.: ASKLCZXJLASE
[2:55:23 PM] Kat B.: SNAKE BITEY TIME
[2:55:25 PM] Kat B.: PFFFFF
[2:55:43 PM] Kat B.: WHEN SNAKES DROP FROM THE CEILING, REMEMBER TO GRAB THE SNAKE BY THE NECK AND SCREAM WITH GUSTO
GAY ATTENDANT <3
[3:12:35 PM] Kat B.: FFFFFFF
[3:12:39 PM] Kat B.: ;A;
[3:15:44 PM] Phylicia: WTF IS GOING ON. :<
[3:16:56 PM] Kat B.: SHE DIED SAVING A BABY ;A;
[3:17:06 PM] Phylicia: vhgvhk
[3:18:58 PM] Kat B.: Sob ;A;
[3:19:13 PM] Kat B.: I mean, most of them are funny deaths. B-but ;A;
[3:19:33 PM] Phylicia: :|||
[3:19:35 PM] Phylicia: ...
[3:19:40 PM] Phylicia: You're kind of right on that.
[3:19:51 PM] Kat B.: Died saving a baby ;A;
[3:20:09 PM] Kat B.: SPORKS
[3:22:51 PM] Kat B.: Brb making that my new message
[3:23:39 PM] Phylicia: Just so you know Kat. I'm saving all this commentary.
[3:24:09 PM] Kat B.: <3
[3:24:18 PM] Kat B.: Should I keep doing it then?
[3:24:24 PM] Phylicia: Yes.
[3:24:50 PM] Kat B.: Okay~
[3:25:08 PM] Kat B.: RANDOM BLACK MAN MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH
[3:25:41 PM] Kat B.: SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN WHINEY
[3:26:00 PM] Kat B.: And there goes the pilot :<
[3:26:11 PM] Phylicia: BWAHAHA ASJHD.
[3:26:42 PM] Kat B.: I love gay attendant
"It's green" "No more, like greenish.... green?" "Its teal. It's a a shade of blue-green :3" "...." "........" "... Apparently it's teal :|" "Nyoro~n :3<"
And there goes the married couple ;A;
[3:30:10 PM] Phylicia: They can't say that say that the black people die first in this movie.
[3:30:21 PM] Phylicia: Because the MC is a black guy.
[3:30:24 PM] Kat B.: .........
[3:30:30 PM] Phylicia: WHAT. :|
[3:30:33 PM] Kat B.: Did Samuel die?
[3:30:38 PM] Phylicia: No.
[3:30:44 PM] Kat B.: Oh :O
[3:30:54 PM] Kat B.: GIANT FUCKING SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[3:30:55 PM] Phylicia: BRO I THOUGHT YOU WATCHED THIS MOVIE.
[3:31:01 PM] Kat B.: Hello boa constrictor sup
[3:31:21 PM] Kat B.: Apparently some guy fell onto a glass shard
[3:31:46 PM] Kat B.: EAT THE BASTARD EAT THE BASTARD
[3:31:49 PM] Kat B.: YAAAAAAAAY
[3:31:57 PM] Kat B.: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING THE DOG FUCKER
[3:33:06 PM] Kat B.: Narrow escape from death
[3:33:39 PM] Kat B.: THE PILOT IS STILL ALIVE
[3:33:40 PM] Kat B.: Somehow
[3:33:55 PM] Kat B.: All fear the texan pervert
[3:34:24 PM] Kat B.: Pfffff
[3:34:42 PM] Kat B.: "You know, I'd feel better if you take off your shirt ;D" ":| He's not dead yet"
[3:34:45 PM] Kat B.: PFFFFFFFFFFF
[3:34:57 PM] Kat B.: 'YOU'D BE AMAZED WHAT A MAN CAN DO WITH ONE HAND ;D' "8-|!!!!"
[3:35:06 PM] Kat B.: I really hope the pilot doesn't die
[3:35:50 PM] Kat B.: Oh, or the gay attendant
[3:36:04 PM] Kat B.: Gay Attendant is AWESOME
[3:36:18 PM] Kat B.: ...... Graaaaaaaaaaace ;A;
[3:36:30 PM] Kat B.: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- DAMNIT
[3:36:39 PM] Kat B.: GRACE WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CRY LIKE A FAG
[3:38:07 PM] Kat B.: I would love to spend the year identifying femurs
[3:39:21 PM] Kat B.: BLACKMAN BRO TALK
[3:39:32 PM] Kat B.: LOL
[3:39:41 PM] Kat B.: Lights go out and someone screams SNAKES D8
[3:39:49 PM] Kat B.: GRAAAAAAAAAACE ;A;
[3:40:12 PM] Kat B.: Brb crying like a fag for the only sympathetic character in the movie
[3:40:46 PM] Kat B.: And here is where Jackson turns Tsundere
[3:41:17 PM] Kat B.: For three seconds. Then right back to badass.
[3:41:39 PM] Kat B.: CALL ME BB, BRB SETTING SNAKES ON FIRE
[3:42:02 PM] Kat B.: I'm still depressed over Grace :<
GRAAAAAAAAAAAACE ;A;
[3:43:06 PM] Kat B.: She was like "I was offered early retirement last month, but I decided to stay aboard ;A; I'm a stupid broad" and the mom of the baby she saved was all "Everyone is put here for a reason, and yours was to save my baby :<"
[3:43:10 PM] Kat B.: And and and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- ;A;
[3:44:18 PM] Phylicia: Who the hell is this gay attendant.
[3:44:30 PM] Kat B.: Want me to get a picture?
[3:44:45 PM] Phylicia: Yes.
[3:44:51 PM] Kat B.: Okay~
[3:45:06 PM] Kat B.: Once this part is over, I'll go back to the beginning and get a screenshot :3<
[3:45:17 PM] Kat B.: 1:19:54
[3:45:22 PM] Kat B.: For my own reference :3<
[3:45:27 PM] Kat B.: *goes to get gay attendant*
[3:45:38 PM] Kat B.: Yeah, he was beating up a snake
[3:45:41 PM] Phylicia: LMFAO.
[3:45:51 PM] Kat B.: Now it's like BORING ANTICIPATION FOR HIM TO FIND SOMETHING TO MOVE THE LEVER
Look's like Minato doing his thumps up thing. D:
WHY DO THEY HAVE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DO IT? WHERE IS THAT SHITTY VIDEO THAT THEY USUALLY SHOW? THE PLANE LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HIGH CLASS PLANE AND THEY DIDN'T PUT TV'S ON IT. WHY.
[3:45:55 PM] Kat B.: ALSO: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
[3:48:42 PM] Kat B.: Gay Attendant is a nerd and so flaming but mostly a dork and OH GOD I LOVE HIM
[3:48:54 PM] Kat B.: I can't remember if he dies or not, but if they do I will be SAAAAAAAD FOREVER
[3:49:56 PM] Kat B.: OH GOOD JOB JACKSON
[3:50:10 PM] Kat B.: FALL RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PHEROMONE-COVERED LEIS
[3:50:36 PM] Kat B.: GAY ATTENDANT: AWESOME Y/N
[3:50:57 PM] Phylicia: YYYY.
[3:50:36 PM] Kat B:THE BLACK MAN SURVIVES THE SNAKES
[3:57:07 PM] Kat B.: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY JACKSON AND HIS ALMIGHT SNAKE-PWNING BLACK MAN ABILITIES
[3:57:20 PM] Phylicia: herwufhjgvfbsdf
[3:57:21 PM] Phylicia: LOL.
[3:57:38 PM] Kat B.: Kat B. bows
[3:57:52 PM] Kat B.: *AND* THEY CAUGHT THE GUY WHO SOLD THE SNAKES
[3:58:16 PM] Kat B.: No, spanish
[3:58:22 PM] Kat B.: ...... NOOOOOOOOOO
[3:58:39 PM] Kat B.: It's like happily ever after everywhere and then guess what? PILOT'S FINALLY DEAD
[3:58:44 PM] Kat B.: Holy shit
KENAN'S GONNA FLY A PLANE
[3:59:41 PM] Kat B.: HERE IT IS
[3:59:59 PM] Kat B.: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
[4:00:04 PM] Kat B.: Brb rewinding to watch it again
[4:00:40 PM] Phylicia: DUDE YOU'RE AT THE END ALREADY?
[4:00:48 PM] Kat B.: I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS
[4:00:52 PM] Kat B.: And yes
Okay one more time
[4:01:48 PM] Kat B.: I love how after he says the "fucking windows" part everyone just FREEZES for ten seconds.
[4:01:58 PM] Kat B.: And then they just SPAZZ ABOUT
[4:02:03 PM] Kat B.: OH GOD I NEED TO SIT DOWN
[4:02:11 PM] Kat B.: IF WE DON'T WE WILL BE SUCKED OUT OF A WINDOW
BANG
[4:02:58 PM] Kat B.: I love how he says hold your breath, and then everyone starts SCREAMING
[4:03:03 PM] Phylicia: LOL.
[4:03:04 PM] Phylicia: KJFKJDFKSJFHKSDJF
[4:03:04 PM] Phylicia: kjFSDFHLSDF
[4:03:12 PM] Kat B.: BITCHSLAPPED BY A SNAKE
[4:03:41 PM] Phylicia: Isn't that the part where everything goes flying out of the plane?
[4:03:55 PM] Kat B.: Yep
[4:03:59 PM] Kat B.: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
YAY HE SAVED THE LOVE INTEREST
[4:04:49 PM] Kat B.: There goes the snake that ate the asshole
[4:05:01 PM] Phylicia: ...
[4:05:02 PM] Phylicia: What.
Pfffffft black man flying the plane
[4:05:36 PM] Kat B.: "SUPERFLY AGENT FLYNN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN" "..... 8-|"
[4:07:35 PM] Kat B.: LANDING TAIMU
Oh the poor gay attendant he looks so scared
[4:07:52 PM] Kat B.: Kat B. screens
[4:09:15 PM] Kat B.: I can't seem to get the one where it looks like he's about to cry his eyes out
[4:09:20 PM] Kat B.: But it the face of OH GOD FUCK MY LIFE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
[4:09:24 PM] Kat B.: Gay attendant fffffff
[4:10:33 PM] Kat B.: HA, GOT IT
[4:10:44 PM] Kat B.: Or not.
[4:10:50 PM] Kat B.: I WILL GET THAT FUCKING SCREENSHOT
HA, I found the round-about way to do it
[4:12:29 PM] Kat B.: I WILL GET YOUR FACE GAY ATTENDANT, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY FANGIRLING
VICTORYYYYY
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BREAST;;;;
[4:16:23 PM] Kat B.: THE FACE OF FUCK MY LIFE
[4:16:29 PM] Phylicia: gdit, Kat XD.
[4:16:35 PM] Kat B.: I'm totally using that first one for an icon, the screen came out PERFECT
[4:16:48 PM] Kat B.: Gay attendant baww :<
[4:16:52 PM] Kat B.: IT'S OKAY BB YOU'LL BE FINE
[4:17:24 PM] Kat B.: God I wish he was real, I'd hug him :<
[4:18:33 PM] Kat B.: ALL PRAISES TO THE PLAYSTATION HELLS YEAH
[4:19:18 PM] Kat B.: NINJA ASIAN LIVED WHOOO
[4:19:32 PM] Kat B.: Awwww, gay attendant ran out first <3
[4:20:00 PM] Kat B.: Awwwww, and the germ-fearing dude carried out the poison-festered little boy
[4:20:48 PM] Kat B.: MANLY BLACK MAN HANDSHAKE
HOLY SHIT THE MC WAS BIT
[4:21:23 PM] Kat B.: AND SHOT
[4:21:35 PM] Kat B.: BULLETPROOF VEST LOL
[4:21:43 PM] Kat B.: "Stings like shit, huh? 8D" ">:< YEAH"
[4:21:46 PM] Kat B.: .....
[4:21:48 PM] Kat B.: WHAT
[4:21:55 PM] Kat B.: THE GAY ATTENDANT HAS A GIRLFRIEND
[4:22:01 PM] Kat B.: Also his name is Kenny
[4:22:08 PM] Phylicia: ....
[4:22:09 PM] Kat B.: GAY ATTENDANT HAS A GIRLFRIEND YAAAAAY
Your gaydar must have malfunctioned on the plane.
[4:25:14 PM] Kat B.: Aww, he carried her away
[4:25:21 PM] Kat B.: Both of them giggling like dorks
[4:25:39 PM] Kat B.: As the GREAT BLACK GOD JACKSON hits on the white chick
[4:25:40 PM] Kat B.: AND GETS HER
[4:25:56 PM] Kat B.: Awwww AND THE MC GETS A PHONE NUMBER
[4:26:37 PM] Kat B.: YAY
[4:26:42 PM] Kat B.: HE TAUGHT THE BLACK MAN TO SURF
[4:26:01 PM] Kat B.: And randomly made out with
[4:27:00 PM] Kat B.: FADE TO BLACK
[4:27:02 PM] Kat B.: OHHHHH BABY
[4:27:04 PM] Kat B.: aklxcjla
[4:27:09 PM] Kat B.: THANKS A FUCKING LOT MOVIE
[4:27:19 PM] Kat B.: It's like nice calm fade to black and suddenly SNAKE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE
[4:28:24 PM] Kat B.: Also I turned two people into fangirls for the Gay Attendant Who Is Apparently Not Gay Just Really Metro
[4:28:57 PM] Kat B.: RANDOM BLACK JACKSON IN YOUR MUSIC VIDEO
[4:29:11 PM] Phylicia: LOL.
[4:29:11 PM] Phylicia: ASFDHFHDSF
[4:29:20 PM] Kat B.: There's a music video in the credits apparently
[4:29:30 PM] Kat B.: And they're all walking badass with their snake-filled suitcases
[4:29:36 PM] Kat B.: And Jackson is there reading a book like 8-|!!!!!
[4:29:41 PM] Kat B.: RANDOM BLACK JACKSON
[4:29:43 PM] Kat B.: BEING BADASS
[4:29:47 PM] Kat B.: IN YOUR MUSIC VIDEO
[4:29:54 PM] Kat B.: Apparently, now with 50% more beard
Midtown to downtown. Snakes on a blog.
[4:30:45 PM] Kat B.: AND NOW WE HAVE CREDITS. With some weird...... jazz song... thing.
[4:31:10 PM] Kat B.: OKAY AND NOW WE'RE OFFICIALLY DONE
And on a side note? HAPPY BIRTHDAY solerika !
[2:14:56 PM] Kat B.: Just sitting around, drinking a redbull. When suddenly asian mafia beating your ass
[2:15:05 PM] Phylicia: LOL WHAT.
[2:15:06 PM] Phylicia: sdklfjksdjfasdf
[2:15:32 PM] Kat B.: BAT \o\
[2:15:35 PM] Jonesy: Spot the product placement. :|b
[2:15:59 PM] Kat B.: Man, I loved doing that in Terminator 2
[2:16:20 PM] Kat B.: If it was a drinking game, I'd die of alcohol poisoning halfway through
[2:16:46 PM] Kat B.: PEPSI EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[2:17:17 PM] Kat B.: <3
[2:18:57 PM] Kat B.: God Jackson <3
[2:19:55 PM] Kat B.: REMEMBER BOYS AND GIRLS: IF YOU'RE GETTING HUNTED BY ASIAN MOBSTERS? REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR SEATBELT
[2:22:07 PM] Kat B.: Kenan hells yeah
[2:22:21 PM] Phylicia: I wanna watch that movie akjsdjshd.
[2:22:39 PM] Kat B.: I WANT TO AUTOGRAPH SOMEONE'S TITS
[2:22:59 PM] Kat B.: AHAHAHA "Stay black" to a little kid
[2:23:29 PM] Jonesy: Stay black, bro. :|b
[2:23:52 PM] Kat B.: Stay black Jonesy <3
[2:23:57 PM] Kat B.: GAY ATTENDANT <3
[2:24:03 PM] Kat B.: I forgot how much I loved him
[2:26:28 PM] Kat B.: Kitty ;A;
[2:26:41 PM] Jonesy: Has that woman been bitten on the tit yet?
[2:27:01 PM] Kat B.: Not yet, right now they're doing the leis.
[2:28:25 PM] Kat B.: But they had the kitty freaking out at the snakes and I always feel bad for the kitty :< First one to go
[2:30:13 PM] Kat B.: "accidents happen" LIKE A PLACE BEING FILLED WITH SNAKES
[2:31:35 PM] Kat B.: Jonesy's gonna miss the tit biting
[2:32:27 PM] Kat B.: Poor Jonesy :<
[2:32:37 PM] Kat B.: I'll take a screenshot just for him :>
[2:32:42 PM] Phylicia: Lmfao.
[2:33:49 PM] Kat B.: Man, I would love to be on a plane full of snakes :<
[2:34:02 PM] Phylicia: Kat. :|
[2:34:09 PM] Kat B.: What?
[2:34:11 PM] Phylicia: Nothing.
[2:34:14 PM] Kat B.: IF I GET A GAY ATTENDANT OUT OF IT
[2:34:15 PM] Kat B.: I WOULD LOVE IT
[2:35:23 PM] Kat B.: Mmmmmm gay attendant <3
[2:35:30 PM] Phylicia: ... XD.
[2:36:14 PM] Kat B.: OH GOD GAY ATTENDANT
[2:36:30 PM] Kat B.: PFFFFFFF
[2:37:03 PM] Kat B.: Awwwwww
[2:37:32 PM] Kat B.: "If you hated flying this much, why did we go to hawaii on our honeymoon? >:|" "..... Because you wanted to go there :<" "..... :< <3"
[2:37:58 PM] Phylicia: XDD.
[2:39:53 PM] Kat B.: I need a husband who's afraid of planes now :<
[2:40:56 PM] Kat B.: KITTY ;A;
[2:41:06 PM] Kat B.: Kat B. sobs
[2:42:27 PM] Kat B.: Smoking weed and having sex in a plane bathroom
[2:42:36 PM] Phylicia: Oh.
[2:42:39 PM] Phylicia: I wanted to see that scene.
[2:42:40 PM] Kat B.: Which, after being in a plane bathroom, IS VERY VERY HARD
[2:43:01 PM] Kat B.: Not having sex, just in general.
[2:43:11 PM] Kat B.: Also changing your pad is almost impossible
[2:45:43 PM] Kat B.: THERE. Plenty of titbiting for Jonesy o/
[2:46:37 PM] Kat B.: APPARENTLY SNAKES EAT WIRES
[2:47:54 PM] Kat B.: Bitey taimu :>
[2:48:07 PM] Kat B.: ASKLCZXJLASE
[2:55:23 PM] Kat B.: SNAKE BITEY TIME
[2:55:25 PM] Kat B.: PFFFFF
[2:55:43 PM] Kat B.: WHEN SNAKES DROP FROM THE CEILING, REMEMBER TO GRAB THE SNAKE BY THE NECK AND SCREAM WITH GUSTO
GAY ATTENDANT <3
[3:12:35 PM] Kat B.: FFFFFFF
[3:12:39 PM] Kat B.: ;A;
[3:15:44 PM] Phylicia: WTF IS GOING ON. :<
[3:16:56 PM] Kat B.: SHE DIED SAVING A BABY ;A;
[3:17:06 PM] Phylicia: vhgvhk
[3:18:58 PM] Kat B.: Sob ;A;
[3:19:13 PM] Kat B.: I mean, most of them are funny deaths. B-but ;A;
[3:19:33 PM] Phylicia: :|||
[3:19:35 PM] Phylicia: ...
[3:19:40 PM] Phylicia: You're kind of right on that.
[3:19:51 PM] Kat B.: Died saving a baby ;A;
[3:20:09 PM] Kat B.: SPORKS
[3:22:51 PM] Kat B.: Brb making that my new message
[3:23:39 PM] Phylicia: Just so you know Kat. I'm saving all this commentary.
[3:24:09 PM] Kat B.: <3
[3:24:18 PM] Kat B.: Should I keep doing it then?
[3:24:24 PM] Phylicia: Yes.
[3:24:50 PM] Kat B.: Okay~
[3:25:08 PM] Kat B.: RANDOM BLACK MAN MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH
[3:25:41 PM] Kat B.: SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN WHINEY
[3:26:00 PM] Kat B.: And there goes the pilot :<
[3:26:11 PM] Phylicia: BWAHAHA ASJHD.
[3:26:42 PM] Kat B.: I love gay attendant
"It's green" "No more, like greenish.... green?" "Its teal. It's a a shade of blue-green :3" "...." "........" "... Apparently it's teal :|" "Nyoro~n :3<"
And there goes the married couple ;A;
[3:30:10 PM] Phylicia: They can't say that say that the black people die first in this movie.
[3:30:21 PM] Phylicia: Because the MC is a black guy.
[3:30:24 PM] Kat B.: .........
[3:30:30 PM] Phylicia: WHAT. :|
[3:30:33 PM] Kat B.: Did Samuel die?
[3:30:38 PM] Phylicia: No.
[3:30:44 PM] Kat B.: Oh :O
[3:30:54 PM] Kat B.: GIANT FUCKING SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
[3:30:55 PM] Phylicia: BRO I THOUGHT YOU WATCHED THIS MOVIE.
[3:31:01 PM] Kat B.: Hello boa constrictor sup
[3:31:21 PM] Kat B.: Apparently some guy fell onto a glass shard
[3:31:46 PM] Kat B.: EAT THE BASTARD EAT THE BASTARD
[3:31:49 PM] Kat B.: YAAAAAAAAY
[3:31:57 PM] Kat B.: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING THE DOG FUCKER
[3:33:06 PM] Kat B.: Narrow escape from death
[3:33:39 PM] Kat B.: THE PILOT IS STILL ALIVE
[3:33:40 PM] Kat B.: Somehow
[3:33:55 PM] Kat B.: All fear the texan pervert
[3:34:24 PM] Kat B.: Pfffff
[3:34:42 PM] Kat B.: "You know, I'd feel better if you take off your shirt ;D" ":| He's not dead yet"
[3:34:45 PM] Kat B.: PFFFFFFFFFFF
[3:34:57 PM] Kat B.: 'YOU'D BE AMAZED WHAT A MAN CAN DO WITH ONE HAND ;D' "8-|!!!!"
[3:35:06 PM] Kat B.: I really hope the pilot doesn't die
[3:35:50 PM] Kat B.: Oh, or the gay attendant
[3:36:04 PM] Kat B.: Gay Attendant is AWESOME
[3:36:18 PM] Kat B.: ...... Graaaaaaaaaaace ;A;
[3:36:30 PM] Kat B.: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- DAMNIT
[3:36:39 PM] Kat B.: GRACE WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CRY LIKE A FAG
[3:38:07 PM] Kat B.: I would love to spend the year identifying femurs
[3:39:21 PM] Kat B.: BLACKMAN BRO TALK
[3:39:32 PM] Kat B.: LOL
[3:39:41 PM] Kat B.: Lights go out and someone screams SNAKES D8
[3:39:49 PM] Kat B.: GRAAAAAAAAAACE ;A;
[3:40:12 PM] Kat B.: Brb crying like a fag for the only sympathetic character in the movie
[3:40:46 PM] Kat B.: And here is where Jackson turns Tsundere
[3:41:17 PM] Kat B.: For three seconds. Then right back to badass.
[3:41:39 PM] Kat B.: CALL ME BB, BRB SETTING SNAKES ON FIRE
[3:42:02 PM] Kat B.: I'm still depressed over Grace :<
GRAAAAAAAAAAAACE ;A;
[3:43:06 PM] Kat B.: She was like "I was offered early retirement last month, but I decided to stay aboard ;A; I'm a stupid broad" and the mom of the baby she saved was all "Everyone is put here for a reason, and yours was to save my baby :<"
[3:43:10 PM] Kat B.: And and and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- ;A;
[3:44:18 PM] Phylicia: Who the hell is this gay attendant.
[3:44:30 PM] Kat B.: Want me to get a picture?
[3:44:45 PM] Phylicia: Yes.
[3:44:51 PM] Kat B.: Okay~
[3:45:06 PM] Kat B.: Once this part is over, I'll go back to the beginning and get a screenshot :3<
[3:45:17 PM] Kat B.: 1:19:54
[3:45:22 PM] Kat B.: For my own reference :3<
[3:45:27 PM] Kat B.: *goes to get gay attendant*
[3:45:38 PM] Kat B.: Yeah, he was beating up a snake
[3:45:41 PM] Phylicia: LMFAO.
[3:45:51 PM] Kat B.: Now it's like BORING ANTICIPATION FOR HIM TO FIND SOMETHING TO MOVE THE LEVER
Look's like Minato doing his thumps up thing. D:
WHY DO THEY HAVE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT DO IT? WHERE IS THAT SHITTY VIDEO THAT THEY USUALLY SHOW? THE PLANE LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HIGH CLASS PLANE AND THEY DIDN'T PUT TV'S ON IT. WHY.
[3:45:55 PM] Kat B.: ALSO: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES
[3:48:42 PM] Kat B.: Gay Attendant is a nerd and so flaming but mostly a dork and OH GOD I LOVE HIM
[3:48:54 PM] Kat B.: I can't remember if he dies or not, but if they do I will be SAAAAAAAD FOREVER
[3:49:56 PM] Kat B.: OH GOOD JOB JACKSON
[3:50:10 PM] Kat B.: FALL RIGHT INTO THE FUCKING PHEROMONE-COVERED LEIS
[3:50:36 PM] Kat B.: GAY ATTENDANT: AWESOME Y/N
[3:50:57 PM] Phylicia: YYYY.
[3:50:36 PM] Kat B:THE BLACK MAN SURVIVES THE SNAKES
[3:57:07 PM] Kat B.: ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY JACKSON AND HIS ALMIGHT SNAKE-PWNING BLACK MAN ABILITIES
[3:57:20 PM] Phylicia: herwufhjgvfbsdf
[3:57:21 PM] Phylicia: LOL.
[3:57:38 PM] Kat B.: Kat B. bows
[3:57:52 PM] Kat B.: *AND* THEY CAUGHT THE GUY WHO SOLD THE SNAKES
[3:58:16 PM] Kat B.: No, spanish
[3:58:22 PM] Kat B.: ...... NOOOOOOOOOO
[3:58:39 PM] Kat B.: It's like happily ever after everywhere and then guess what? PILOT'S FINALLY DEAD
[3:58:44 PM] Kat B.: Holy shit
KENAN'S GONNA FLY A PLANE
[3:59:41 PM] Kat B.: HERE IT IS
[3:59:59 PM] Kat B.: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
[4:00:04 PM] Kat B.: Brb rewinding to watch it again
[4:00:40 PM] Phylicia: DUDE YOU'RE AT THE END ALREADY?
[4:00:48 PM] Kat B.: I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS
[4:00:52 PM] Kat B.: And yes
Okay one more time
[4:01:48 PM] Kat B.: I love how after he says the "fucking windows" part everyone just FREEZES for ten seconds.
[4:01:58 PM] Kat B.: And then they just SPAZZ ABOUT
[4:02:03 PM] Kat B.: OH GOD I NEED TO SIT DOWN
[4:02:11 PM] Kat B.: IF WE DON'T WE WILL BE SUCKED OUT OF A WINDOW
BANG
[4:02:58 PM] Kat B.: I love how he says hold your breath, and then everyone starts SCREAMING
[4:03:03 PM] Phylicia: LOL.
[4:03:04 PM] Phylicia: KJFKJDFKSJFHKSDJF
[4:03:04 PM] Phylicia: kjFSDFHLSDF
[4:03:12 PM] Kat B.: BITCHSLAPPED BY A SNAKE
[4:03:41 PM] Phylicia: Isn't that the part where everything goes flying out of the plane?
[4:03:55 PM] Kat B.: Yep
[4:03:59 PM] Kat B.: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
YAY HE SAVED THE LOVE INTEREST
[4:04:49 PM] Kat B.: There goes the snake that ate the asshole
[4:05:01 PM] Phylicia: ...
[4:05:02 PM] Phylicia: What.
Pfffffft black man flying the plane
[4:05:36 PM] Kat B.: "SUPERFLY AGENT FLYNN LADIES AND GENTLEMAN" "..... 8-|"
[4:07:35 PM] Kat B.: LANDING TAIMU
Oh the poor gay attendant he looks so scared
[4:07:52 PM] Kat B.: Kat B. screens
[4:09:15 PM] Kat B.: I can't seem to get the one where it looks like he's about to cry his eyes out
[4:09:20 PM] Kat B.: But it the face of OH GOD FUCK MY LIFE;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
[4:09:24 PM] Kat B.: Gay attendant fffffff
[4:10:33 PM] Kat B.: HA, GOT IT
[4:10:44 PM] Kat B.: Or not.
[4:10:50 PM] Kat B.: I WILL GET THAT FUCKING SCREENSHOT
HA, I found the round-about way to do it
[4:12:29 PM] Kat B.: I WILL GET YOUR FACE GAY ATTENDANT, YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY FANGIRLING
VICTORYYYYY
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BREAST;;;;
[4:16:23 PM] Kat B.: THE FACE OF FUCK MY LIFE
[4:16:29 PM] Phylicia: gdit, Kat XD.
[4:16:35 PM] Kat B.: I'm totally using that first one for an icon, the screen came out PERFECT
[4:16:48 PM] Kat B.: Gay attendant baww :<
[4:16:52 PM] Kat B.: IT'S OKAY BB YOU'LL BE FINE
[4:17:24 PM] Kat B.: God I wish he was real, I'd hug him :<
[4:18:33 PM] Kat B.: ALL PRAISES TO THE PLAYSTATION HELLS YEAH
[4:19:18 PM] Kat B.: NINJA ASIAN LIVED WHOOO
[4:19:32 PM] Kat B.: Awwww, gay attendant ran out first <3
[4:20:00 PM] Kat B.: Awwwww, and the germ-fearing dude carried out the poison-festered little boy
[4:20:48 PM] Kat B.: MANLY BLACK MAN HANDSHAKE
HOLY SHIT THE MC WAS BIT
[4:21:23 PM] Kat B.: AND SHOT
[4:21:35 PM] Kat B.: BULLETPROOF VEST LOL
[4:21:43 PM] Kat B.: "Stings like shit, huh? 8D" ">:< YEAH"
[4:21:46 PM] Kat B.: .....
[4:21:48 PM] Kat B.: WHAT
[4:21:55 PM] Kat B.: THE GAY ATTENDANT HAS A GIRLFRIEND
[4:22:01 PM] Kat B.: Also his name is Kenny
[4:22:08 PM] Phylicia: ....
[4:22:09 PM] Kat B.: GAY ATTENDANT HAS A GIRLFRIEND YAAAAAY
Your gaydar must have malfunctioned on the plane.
[4:25:14 PM] Kat B.: Aww, he carried her away
[4:25:21 PM] Kat B.: Both of them giggling like dorks
[4:25:39 PM] Kat B.: As the GREAT BLACK GOD JACKSON hits on the white chick
[4:25:40 PM] Kat B.: AND GETS HER
[4:25:56 PM] Kat B.: Awwww AND THE MC GETS A PHONE NUMBER
[4:26:37 PM] Kat B.: YAY
[4:26:42 PM] Kat B.: HE TAUGHT THE BLACK MAN TO SURF
[4:26:01 PM] Kat B.: And randomly made out with
[4:27:00 PM] Kat B.: FADE TO BLACK
[4:27:02 PM] Kat B.: OHHHHH BABY
[4:27:04 PM] Kat B.: aklxcjla
[4:27:09 PM] Kat B.: THANKS A FUCKING LOT MOVIE
[4:27:19 PM] Kat B.: It's like nice calm fade to black and suddenly SNAKE IN YOUR FUCKING FACE
[4:28:24 PM] Kat B.: Also I turned two people into fangirls for the Gay Attendant Who Is Apparently Not Gay Just Really Metro
[4:28:57 PM] Kat B.: RANDOM BLACK JACKSON IN YOUR MUSIC VIDEO
[4:29:11 PM] Phylicia: LOL.
[4:29:11 PM] Phylicia: ASFDHFHDSF
[4:29:20 PM] Kat B.: There's a music video in the credits apparently
[4:29:30 PM] Kat B.: And they're all walking badass with their snake-filled suitcases
[4:29:36 PM] Kat B.: And Jackson is there reading a book like 8-|!!!!!
[4:29:41 PM] Kat B.: RANDOM BLACK JACKSON
[4:29:43 PM] Kat B.: BEING BADASS
[4:29:47 PM] Kat B.: IN YOUR MUSIC VIDEO
[4:29:54 PM] Kat B.: Apparently, now with 50% more beard
Midtown to downtown. Snakes on a blog.
[4:30:45 PM] Kat B.: AND NOW WE HAVE CREDITS. With some weird...... jazz song... thing.
[4:31:10 PM] Kat B.: OKAY AND NOW WE'RE OFFICIALLY DONE
And on a side note? HAPPY BIRTHDAY solerika !