NIGHT SHIFT NURSES!

[rendmc]

THE OTHER DAY, I WAS IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE GETTING AN EKG DONE ON MY HEART. THE WOMEN DOING THE EKG PROCEEDED TO ASK ME TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT. I NOT ONLY TOOK OFF MY SHIRT, I PROCEEDED TO GET BUTT NAKED. ALL SHE NEEDED WAS MY HAIRY CHEST EXPOSED. WHEN I WAS BARE AND READY, I THEN TOLD HER, "IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE BEEN NAKED WITH A

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[spiderbat]

I'd choose option E) The Indian in the Cupboard. With themagic key I could get Spider-Man's powers, bring porn to life, make all the Ahhhnold action figures real... Heck, I could just get the movie prop of the Golden Ticket thing and use it to go into thwe movies like you said!

[marvinvenis]

Yeah, am I limited to these movies?
If I am, C because super powers rule.

Ewww... Gary Busey pitching for the Cubs.

[sexytexass]

i choose D because i like girls.