Picture time!

Type your answer to the questions into images.google.com and pick one picture from the FIRST page of results to post here. If you don't know how to insert images... learn - it's easy!

QUESTIONS:
What’s your first name?

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New job, suckas. I'm gonna make astronaut money now.

http://kevan.org/johari?name=rendvermin

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be ( Read more... )

Isn't it weird when you're watching something you used to watch as a youngster and everybody seemed so old back then, and the you watch it now and that's not so much the case ( Read more... )

I ordered Dolemite from Netflix. The envelope comes for Dolemite. What do I get? The Human Tornado, which is the sequel to Dolemite. HOW CAN I ENJOY THE HUMAN TORNADO WITHOUT THE RICH BACKSTORY ESTABLISHED IN DOLEMITE?!

Stupid mutha fuckas.

I got cast in an improv show. Rehearsals start next week and the run begins in August.

Also, it pays me in American dollars. Jubilation!

me: DAMN THE TORPEDOES

unless, um, im lauching them at myself

then stop them. STOP THE TORPEDOES

Corey: EITHER STOP AND/OR DAMN THE TORPEDOES

me: DEPENDING ON WHO LAUNCHED THEM ( Read more... )

You Are Austin
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Recap from my recent vacation in Austin ( Read more... )