Me & My Mouse

[reneezellweger]

Poor mouse

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[rhondalicious]

And I bet you'll eventually just toss her aside, for some mouse cleaner, a mouse fresher. A virgin mouse. And you will ruin her as well.

You fiend.

[reneezellweger]

Rhonda,

I shall paw my mucky maw at this tiny fragile mouse until she can no longer stand my touch and sits unresponsive to both the hard hammer of me losing at a video game or the gentle coaxing I exhibit as I glide across wikipedia pages.

When she dies, I will bury her in the garden (beside my webcam).