A story for your viewing pleasure

[renegadeagent]

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There once was a

Small
Large
Evil
Green
Cross-eyed

Hamster
Boy
Midget

Girl
Jedi-Master

Who lived in a

House
Hammock
Evil retail store
Cardboard box

.

The

Hamster
Boy
Midget
Girl
Jedi-Master

was

Sad
Happy

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[stanthedevil]

There once was a cross-eyed midget who lived in a cardboard box. The midget was apathetic because his dirty sock was causing great problems. The midget didn't know what to do, so he decided to eat pizza and not share to see it that would help. It did, and everyone lived everafter, but not happily. Because that was the way the cross-eyed midget wanted it. He was a nasty sadistic bugger and if he couldn't be happy, no one could...

Oh wait, not part of the story. Never mind. -smiles innocently, glancing suspiciously at everyone-