incredible.

astounding.

amazing.

unbelieveable.

I THINK I'LL GO GRAB A BURGER AFTER I GO TO THE MOVIES.

enter or perish.

I figured I'd update to let everyone know just how amazing the Bad Larry show was last night, and how you're all idiots for missing it (no I don't want to hear any excuses, it was their LAST SHOW ( Read more... )

“A Simple Fracture ( Read more... )

In Room 101 of Miller High, a perplexing series of events was unfolding in front of John Joannes. He had just been handed a test titled “Problems on the Intermediate-Value Theorem,” which was apparently a facet of calculus. However, the problem was that Joannes was in trigonometry, and he hadn’t even begun to take pre-calculus, much less the full- ( Read more... )

This game you play. Trumpets on the wind, the tricolour fluttering bravely in the grey morning. Up the Republic. Remember Easter nineteen-sixteen. But tell me this, my friend. In the end, do you control the game, or does the game possess you? Can you stop, if you want, or must it always be the same? Trenchcoats and Thompson guns, my life for ( Read more... )

-To every guy that opens doors ( Read more... )

"I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. ( Read more... )

Wednesday, September 7
CATCH 22
A WILHEM SCREAM
WHOLE WHEAT BREAD
Doors 8 pm | Show 9 pm
Tickets: $12

yeah taking that day off from work right now

I am not going to that Catch 22 concert. School will be less than a week into gear and I will be working hard on
my grades.

attention:

I retract my last statement