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renegare

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Mar 26, 2011 23:52

NAMIMORI✭MANAGEMENT

TALENT SCOUTING
registration requirements
Prove your worth.

If I find you lacking, they won't find you at all.
PRE-CONTRACTED BANDS
Your previous supervisor was hospitalized. You fall under new management.

Crowding together while making your demands qualifies one of them as a death wish.
CAREER / INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES
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repeatshimself March 27 2011, 00:19:14 UTC

Doesn't this fall under intimidation?

Boss.

renegare March 27 2011, 00:21:04 UTC

...

Discipline.

repeatshimself March 27 2011, 00:30:41 UTC

Eliminating herbivores?

renegare March 27 2011, 00:32:41 UTC

This is a cutthroat business.

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NOT CURSED knifecushion March 27 2011, 00:57:43 UTC

[you get a sound bite of an obnoxious, auto-tuned pop song.]

............. F U AND THE ILLUSION DEPARTMENT YOU CAME FROM, FRAN renegare March 27 2011, 01:04:01 UTC

...blacklisted.

you know he makes your life exiting, Hibari knifecushion March 27 2011, 01:13:11 UTC

[AND NOW- a song about vegetables. sung by vegetables. ah, children's programs.]

HE MAKES FORESTS EXTINCT. renegare March 27 2011, 01:19:52 UTC

Blacklisting implies immediate death.

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misterblackbird March 27 2011, 01:09:25 UTC

I'm becoming more and more certain that I shouldn't have contracted with you.

renegare March 27 2011, 01:21:55 UTC

Unlawfully terminating a contract?

misterblackbird March 27 2011, 03:23:34 UTC

With you, I'd rather do it lawfully, I think.

renegare March 27 2011, 03:32:08 UTC

Dangerous.

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talent scouting :3c linkingmemories March 27 2011, 01:42:58 UTC

[Hibari gets a CD with pretty piano music on it from applicant #43782934.]

YOU ARE GETTING A CALL BACK, NAMINE | audio renegare March 27 2011, 01:44:15 UTC

Talk.

hurray! 8D | audio linkingmemories March 27 2011, 01:57:28 UTC

Hello-- oh! Is this Mister Hibari Kyouya?

| audio renegare March 27 2011, 02:12:00 UTC

Hibari.

[pause]

Name, band statement, dark past, addiction of choice.

[ Because this is a rock band representative. They all have those elements. ]

I won't waste time pretending.

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harutastic March 27 2011, 15:45:23 UTC

Hibari-san's acting weird today...

He is taking her for the secretary, sob. renegare March 27 2011, 17:25:02 UTC

My coffee.

lmao oh god. but she's already signed up for his therapist harutastic March 27 2011, 17:30:55 UTC

Do you think you should be drinking that? Coffee makes people more tense.

...roflmao OH MY GOD, YES. She can also be the therapist to whom he sends his stars. renegare March 27 2011, 17:32:57 UTC

I have work.

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