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[renegare]

Parasite: Allen Walker. First notice.
Your extension to the loan taken from Azula has expired as of four minutes.

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action;

[likeabawws]

[ BECAUSE RUXI DEMANDED IT

idk tsuna is being dragged around or something ]

H-hibari-san, I don't think this is, uh, such a good idea. Or even legal.

[ not touching the house setting on fire. or organ claiming. because. just. no. ]

action;

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[ YES.

Also, BRB PUMMELLING A COP WITH A HUMANOID SHAPED MACHETE????

No, wait, that's an actual human.

Wow, you'd think it'd, like. Defy the laws of physics for a slight boy to pick up a dude and use him as a gd pole ---

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ]

They are not objecting.

[ BECAUSE THEY NO LONGER HAVE TEETH AND MACHETE GUY MIGHT BE, IDK, HIGHER THAN A KITE???]

Tacit consent.

[ OH LOOK, THERE IS A CROWD FORMING TO THE RIGHT. And Hibari stares. And stares. And sta - ]

...break them apart.

[ ...yes, Tsuna. You. ]

action;

[likeabawws]

[ WHA--

WHAT--

HOW EVEN--

others might try to stop him, and free the poor man-turned-machete (how the heck does that even--)

unlike those others, tsuna is actually sane and instead keeps his horrified and nearly hysterical distance.

also brb BSODing. ]

W-what? [ yes that was quite the manly squeak. ]

action;

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[ points at the crowd.

then tsuna.

crowd.

tsuna.

crowd.

tsuna.

frowning now. ]

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[jesusing_clown]

...I understand completely.

[jesusing_clown]

[Ten minutes later, your office no longer has a fourth wall.]

[renegare]

[ Where he will be greeted by the MOST AMAZING SIGHT:

[jesusing_clown]

[STEP ONE, KICK THE SIGN DOWN AND LOOK FOR TIM.

WHEN THAT FAILS, STEP TWO MESS UP THE OFFICE SEARCHING FOR MONEY OR JUST BEING VINDICTIVE AND GETTING YOUR FILES MIXED UP.]

Damn it.

video;

[harutastic]

A debt collector? How dangerous! How exciting! What else does Hibari-san do?

video;

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Bite.

[ . . . ]

To death.

video;

[harutastic]

[...you silly boy.]

What else.

video;

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Bite.

[ . . . (2) ]

To coma.

[misterblackbird]

You'd really bite someone to death? I can't imagine that's pleasant for either of you.

I won't ask about collecting organs, but I suppose you could bite those out in the process, couldn't you?

Really, it seems to much wiser for one just to pay one's debts on time. Or not to go into debt at all.

Such a strange thing to come across. I had no idea this sort of thing still went on in this city.

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Teeth are for biting.

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Your kind of herbivore must owe everyone silence.

[misterblackbird]

I beg your pardon?

[valentineluke]

Allen has gotten himself into trouble? Well, he will have to deal with this particular financial consequence on his own.

[renegare]

Will you be making the arrangements for his remains?

[valentineluke]

No, yours.

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