LAST POST EVER
Scott: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ PS I still think this should be at the end of your app.
Nu-Kanji: HAHASKJDUHIERGTREIHGIRYFKBDSJ I CAN'T. I GUESS I COULD DO SOME BRIEF ACTION TAGS.
Scott: Hahaha no, don’t action tags are awful in apps! Just put in the emoticon. Trust me, I’m a doctor. ... (I’m not actually a doctor...YET)
Nu-Kanji: YEAH WELL. WELL. I still have no idea what to do for the first paragraph :(.
Scott: Like my grammy always said: when in doubt, flip a table.
Nu-Kanji: he can't flip a table at the beginning!!!
Scott: Man, Kanji can flip tables all day erry day.
Nu-Kanji: ................................... TRUE but he doesn't flip tables when he's not pissed. IN B4 "When ISN'T he pissed?"
Scott: He isn’t pissed when there are puppies.
Nu-Kanji: or teddie bears. ugh maybe I should just forget about the introductory blah blah blah school-trip thing
Scott: He could be there to give lessons for his mom’s shop. Or he can be there JUST BECAUSE it’s not like you need an air-tight reason for this stuff.
Nu-Kanji: now it feels too short
Scott: … It’s 386 words. idk what is standard because I just write and write until I am ready to snap and then go OKAY IT’S GOOD *SUBMIT*.
Nu-Kanji: you have more balls than i do
Scott: Well, yes, but that’s just biology.
Nu-Kanji: METAPHORICAL BALLS.
Scott: ...ohhhhhh.
Nu-Kanji: tears okay I will. TRY TO. MAKE THIS LONGER. I GUESS
Scott: Also I feel like I’ve come full circle since my Kanji app was just me making a bunch of ball jokes.
Nu-Kanji: ................ oh no I jsut realized this app isn't technically funny.
Scott: Neither was my Kanji app don’t worry.
Nu-Kanji: ALRIGHT TIME TO CRY TEARS OF BLOOD.
Scott: That sounds messy, maybe you should rethink?
Nu-Kanji: no but this is the worst part of apping. IT COULD BE DONE, BUT IS IT DONE? I COULD BE HERE UNTIL 6AM.
Scott: IS THE APP DONE? LOOK IN YOUR HEART YOU WILL KNOW THE ANSWER.
Nu-Kanji: BUT THIS APP ... IS NOT ... ME!!!!!
Scott: No, it’s Kanji. You’re not allowed to app yourself.I ASKED ONCE.
Nu-Kanji: I WOULD APP YOU, SCOOTER.
Scott: Jade has dibs.
Nu-Kanji: foiled again.