Well I doubt I can anything that you would consider good happen, unless good means like people you don't like getting shot? BUT I do know something that would help! So this is your Evan Fortune Cookie for today
"Getting SUPER drunk and being heinous always makes any wait seem shorter"
Alright evan, its on! I assign you to be my accomplice in the mess of getting "super drunk and being heinous" Then we shall drunkenly and heinously rape Jmdin...I hear he likes it hard in the bum....he's a good bottom...well thats the word on the streets at least...;o) So i'll leave the topping up to you, just pretend your that Jason Michael Gordon Woolvett thing he likes so much...
Hot, pretending i'm a top will take all of the acting skills I have, but hey I did play the Jewish boy doing the Hava Nagilla dance or however you spell it in my school's 3rd grade production of "Winter Celebrations Around The World"
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