sex is now to be referred to as "boinking"

This update is exclusively devoted to that of which I like to call Lanni. Alana is a short blonde girl with skin whiter then the text box I'm writing in, although she insists that she has this hidden tan line somewhere. I trust her with pretty much anything... in fact there are a few things she knows about me that only a handful of others do. ( Read more... )

i went to kick in the pantry dooor, which you have to swing your leg sideways for, and i missed the door, lost all balance, and fell on the floor. it hurt.

so last night i was chewing on a clicky pen, and the part that you push in was crack. well i didn't think that mattered. i kept having this funny taste in my mouth, and i thought it was just because it was a pen. well i was finally done at the computer and i went to the mirror to put my hair up, and there was blue ink all over my lips, teeth, and ( Read more... )

So this morning Brock and I woke up and met Nora at the train station. We went into Manhatten and got our tickets... then we ate at Tonic (The Met Lounge) which was fun... good prices... awesome feel... great food and a gorgeous waitress :) Anyway we went to see Avenue Q afterwards... Which is a strange but wonderful show. Notables among the ( Read more... )

My fortune cookie has no fortune... I found this great thai food place right by cm in sayville... but it gave me a fortune cookie with no fortune... guys this is really, really bothering me... i'm not even kidding... help!!!

Second rehearsal was fine... worked all day and Joe drove me home... Working tomorrow morning and then Brock's house. Then I'm sleeping there... we're meeting nora at 8:30am and catching the train to Penn. Station... shopping in soho and seeing avenue q :) I'll update saturday night when I get home... later kids!

i was laughing so hard i could barely read it ( Read more... )

my right leg fell asleep in chemistry, and it stretched up to my butt. it was horrible. i couldn't walk. and alex was freaking out because i kept grabbing on to his leg and squeezing it because the tingling felt really funny. i mean... having your butt fall asleep... really awkward. i don't know about you, but i have a big butt, so to have the ( Read more... )

i ate SPAGHETTIOS today :0)