secrets post #52

[shibaiko]

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[shibaiko]

I just realized that number two is probabaly a fan secret, but I don't really care anymore. SRY.

also I think I hate haven burton now just from having to look at that one fucking pictures of her (ALL SIX SECRETS WERE THE SAME PICTURE, SERIOUSLY GUYS, AT LEAST MIX IT UP A LITTLE BIT).

also I love number 20.

[puppetoflove]

OMH! YOU ARE SURPRESSING HAVEN FANS. YOU CAN NOT HAS CHEEZBURGER.

[shibaiko]

is it can be rentsecrets tiem pleez?

[puppetoflove]

I has a seekrit about rent: your momz!

[livefortoday]

20. I don't even know what "I can has cheezburger?" is, but those pictures paired with that phrase was the funniest thing ever.

[sweetattrition]

caturday

:).

[craww]

Poor Haven Burton doesn't deserve to be loved so annoyingly.

5. Um, whitest RENT cast ever.
6. Whenever I see that guy's name I see 'Avril Lavigne' and I imagine her take on Roger and it reminds me of a tinier Manley Pope.
7. Heh! That is inspiring.
8. Poor Mimi, look at all that hideous undeniable manlove. Maureen and Joanne should have just carried half dead Mimi to Joanne's heated apartment, played some 70s soft rock on Joanne's Bose, and taken her on as a third. Would have been best for all parties.
10. and that's the trouble with Tracie.
every single secret about Anthony Rapp's Asian Christmas is amazing. Thank you for that.
20. That made me laugh harder than it should have.
22. Aww, come on. Leave poor Tim Howar out of the seriousfuckinly thing.
23. Kickin 'fro.
25. Two WeeklyJLMs get one response. Tiny Rapp, shoulder hat, Diggory Diggs.

8

[puppetoflove]

Didn't you write that fanfiction?

Re: 8

[craww]

I wish I'd written that fanfiction. I always go for the wrong threesome.

[puppetoflove]

1-4 - Really fucking annoying. I don't even care enough to be offended by it, but the wigs? Seriously?
05. Wow. Max with Mimi hair may be the scariest thing I've ever seen. Maria as Mark? The sexiest thing. (Valenti would rock the shit out of Out Tonight.)
07. Bafflingly hilarious.
08. Completely accurate.
10. That's the trouble with Tracie.
11. You know, Anthony Rapp doesn't go into your home and steal your Hello Kitty backpack! (Adam Pascal does, though.)
13. YOU'RE GONNA DIE, SCOORGE MCDUCK! Oh Pascal.
18. Still Rapp, I'm betting.
20. Why is that cat so hilarious, though?
22. Howar Power? Really?
23. Raul is still my favorite, but I think Peter would be more free with his dancing.
24. HAH! I 100% agree, and so does the girl in the background in the red tank top.
25. Tayton Taye Diggory Diggs? Strangely fitting.

[shibaiko]

07. Bafflingly hilarious.

I think that this secret should be the standard to which all rentsecrets should aspire. the simpler, the better. only faggots use words when jesus imagery works just as well.

also, I dislike reading, so the less of that I have to do, the better.

[puppetoflove]

I wish I had known that. I have so many senseless manips sitting around on my computer that I made to scare craww that I've never submitted because I can't just text it with, "HAHAH! LOOK AT PASCAL'S TITS!"

[puppetoflove]

I want to see these. ASAP.

[blank_stares]

1-4. Oh god, if these are the ones that got through, I don't even want to know which ones were rejected. Okay that's a lie...I do.
Oh, 2 and 4 are about specific locals, but I'm not sure what the secret is trying to say? Someone should have taken a clue from the Jesus!Adam picture...those pictures are pretty self-explanatory.
5. I can't wait until we get so far down the list of WB shows that we hit Grosse Pointe Blank. Can we do Popular first? Mary Cherry as Maureen would be completely bat shit crazy and appropriate. Also Mark Cohen? Total Harrison.
8. Very likely.
9. Not as likely.
19. Well you can't really vocally extend the letter "n".
22. Poor Tim. He looks so small in that picture. He kinda reminds me of Mike Teevee in Willy Wonka.
23. I respect the startling attention to detail..You even got the leopard mic pack. Impressive.

5

[craww]

Sadly, this has existed for over a month. It's not been submitted for fairly obvious reasons.

I thought of logging out to post this, but...it was already uploaded to my space.

Re: 5

[blank_stares]

Wow. Mary Cherry has frightening dreams. I can't decide what's worse, THAT or Lily's dream about the lobster she failed to save, resulting with Mary Cherry going crazy on the lobster.

I think a dream with Mary Cherry actually in it is more traumatizing than the ridiculousness going on in that warped head of hers.

Re: 5

[puppetoflove]

I'm trying to decide if Brooke or Josh would make the best Roger.