holy shit it's a moderator post

[shibaiko]

we didn't even make 15 secrets this week, and that's including the ones that were left over from last week, so... see you guys next week, I guess! I hope there are more secrets before then!

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[craww]

Isn't that kind of the point, though? If we can't even make 15 with non-secrets, think of how many actual secrets are being made. 3? 4?

God, I guess it's time for me to break out Windows Paint and unpour my true feelings for Matt Caplan already.

[margaretjohnson]

*snort*

[anonymous]

It might help if you had actually ever seen him perform.

[bessiemaemucho]

SECRETS SECRETS ARE NO FUN
SECRETS SECRETS HURT SOMEONE

[devdev1]

we don't have a secrets post this week, but your comment post just won!

[margaretjohnson]

Ooh! If I make 34 MS paint 'secrets' about obscure Collins tour ensemble members... CAN WE HAVE A POST?!?

[craww]

It's probably not worth it in the long run. I can personally vouch for the fact that at least 4 of the secrets in reserve are pointless and deeply unfunny.

[margaretjohnson]

...but...but... COLLINS ENSEMBLE TOUR CAST MEMBER #4 GAVE ME HERPES (WELL NOT REALLY, BUT LIKE.... YAH. AND I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A CAST MEMBER AT THE TIME... HE TOLD ME LATER. OR WAIT, HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS RENTING HIS APARTMENT! I GET IT!!234!!411!!!11)

[craww]

I screwed a Benny Tour ensemble member (when I was 14, natch) and I screamed out "OH OH YEAH SQUEEGEE MAN!" during and he got really sad because he didn't play Squeegee Man, he played Mr. Jefferson. I felt bad.

[parting_gift]

Just out of curiosity, why don't you just post whatever you have?

[shibaiko]

I don't really think a post with only 10 secrets is worth posting.

[parting_gift]

Well, in all honesty, the majority of posts since this community was started weren't worth posting so why should that stop you?

[shibaiko]

OH BURN