Sorry. I posted it to scare a friend, and when I deleted the comment, I meant to say, "don't post it." But whatever. I wasn't planning on continuing it anyway, don't worry.
I was posting it to scare a friend and meant to delete the comment anyways. It was a joke. I can't stand the thought of real person anything, but it totally squicks my friend out and... yeah, you get it.
1) Ahaha! Poor Wilson! At least he's getting secrets about him, though. 2)...Does his ass have dimples? 3)...Ok... 4) Don't blame Broadway. 11) From what I've read of Rent fanfiction, Angel is the resident Mary Sue. 12) I think Real Person Fiction is weird. STFU. 13) Oh my...Voices of Rent needs to just die or something. Seriously. ANd stop spamming me just so you can get points or whatever! 15) Poor striped scarves. They'll always be considered Mark scarves. 16) What about when you get to the online masturbation session? 19) No Taye?
Angel is the Fairy Godmother Mary Sue, not the one that gets all the action. April would be the non-character Tragic Mary Sue that may as well be a self insert. Mark rounds it out as being the Damsel In Distress Mary Sue, and the victim of the most character assasination.
I would feel bad for being able to make these observations, but after 10 years reading fanfiction I could probably have guessed it without reading any of the Rent stuff.
I think all of the Rent characters are Mary Sues. Well, except for Benny. He can't be a Mary Sue because he has to be the Snidely Whiplash type villian.
01. Hah. Amazing. 02. I'm trying really hard to make a 'this is just a phase / like girls and horses' joke, but it's just not coming. 03. I love how into it Pascal is. Anthony Rapp hates everything, so that's a very accurate picture, and Columbus is . . .hesitant. 04. Mucho medication! 05. That is a logical fallacy. 06. . . . craww? 10. Don't we all? 13. I can't decide if that is amazing or terrifying. A little of both, I think. Also, mine would totally be Collins. 17. Collins and Angel? OTP. 19. If only Uncle Jesse had been there, my three favorite Jesse's would have been all in one place. Between this and getting Hot Blooded stuck in my head, I just don't know what to think, Weekly JLM.
1 - Classy, taking someone's personal photo and defacing it. 2 - Disgusting and needless. 3 - I really don't understand why all of you kids love to think about the actors having sexual relationships with each other. 4 - Can't we just drop this? No one is going to believe that it's not as bad as people are making it out to be until it is staged. What's the use of continuously arguing until then? 5 - Because that's a fresh argument. 6 - It was bad enough with Anthony, please stop bringing other cast members into this sick little 'rape' injoke rentsecrets has embraced. 7 - It's embarrassing that you took the time and effort to make a secret in an effort to embarrass someone. What happened to 'no secrets about fans' mods? 8 - I repeat, what is it with you kids? That's incredibly disrespectful to their respective partners. 9 - Why would the fact that an actress played a lesbian give you false hope about her actual sexuality? Stop projected your 'bisexuality' onto Idina
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It's okay for high schoolers to perform Rent, but the content of Anthony's book is too much? Is it only okay for them to perform Rent if it's watered down? If you support that, then isn't it hypocritical for you to talk about the decimation of Jonathan Larson's legacy?
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2)...Does his ass have dimples?
3)...Ok...
4) Don't blame Broadway.
11) From what I've read of Rent fanfiction, Angel is the resident Mary Sue.
12) I think Real Person Fiction is weird. STFU.
13) Oh my...Voices of Rent needs to just die or something. Seriously. ANd stop spamming me just so you can get points or whatever!
15) Poor striped scarves. They'll always be considered Mark scarves.
16) What about when you get to the online masturbation session?
19) No Taye?
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I would feel bad for being able to make these observations, but after 10 years reading fanfiction I could probably have guessed it without reading any of the Rent stuff.
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You'd think that'd be Mimi and Roger instead of Mark and Collins, but...Mimi's not the victim, and Roger is the fuck up. Only Collins is always right.
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11: No, that would be Mark.
12: You do realise that's just a bit creepy right?
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02. I'm trying really hard to make a 'this is just a phase / like girls and horses' joke, but it's just not coming.
03. I love how into it Pascal is. Anthony Rapp hates everything, so that's a very accurate picture, and Columbus is . . .hesitant.
04. Mucho medication!
05. That is a logical fallacy.
06. . . . craww?
10. Don't we all?
13. I can't decide if that is amazing or terrifying. A little of both, I think. Also, mine would totally be Collins.
17. Collins and Angel? OTP.
19. If only Uncle Jesse had been there, my three favorite Jesse's would have been all in one place. Between this and getting Hot Blooded stuck in my head, I just don't know what to think, Weekly JLM.
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2 - Disgusting and needless.
3 - I really don't understand why all of you kids love to think about the actors having sexual relationships with each other.
4 - Can't we just drop this? No one is going to believe that it's not as bad as people are making it out to be until it is staged. What's the use of continuously arguing until then?
5 - Because that's a fresh argument.
6 - It was bad enough with Anthony, please stop bringing other cast members into this sick little 'rape' injoke rentsecrets has embraced.
7 - It's embarrassing that you took the time and effort to make a secret in an effort to embarrass someone. What happened to 'no secrets about fans' mods?
8 - I repeat, what is it with you kids? That's incredibly disrespectful to their respective partners.
9 - Why would the fact that an actress played a lesbian give you false hope about her actual sexuality? Stop projected your 'bisexuality' onto Idina ( ... )
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