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[repeatshimself]

They're rabbits.

Small, hopping rabbits.

I mean they're cute and everything but I almost expect them to come with a note not to feed them after midnight or something. Also I had to remove one that was eating a copy of 'The Bell Jar' in the Feminist Book section of the bookstore, so they're not as benign as they see-

[There's a pause and a squeak

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[manofgnee]

...They kind of light themselves on fire if they get scared...I think that'll only last till midnight.

[repeatshimself]

I hope they only last until midnight period.

[manofgnee]

Do you not like bunnies?

[repeatshimself]

I have an inherent distrust of cute things.

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[lookjustlike]

What WAS that, Bill?

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[repeatshimself]

The rabbit. Burst. Into flames.

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[lookjustlike]

Well, that's not normal. Are you okay?

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[repeatshimself]

It's still alive!

[renegare]

Put it down.

[repeatshimself]

No, you think?

[renegare]

I think you should kill it.

[repeatshimself]

I already covered it in flame-retardant foam!

[jesusing_clown]

Why couldn't you feed them after midni- Ah, they're on fire again...

[repeatshimself]

Gremlins?

[jesusing_clown]

I don't know what those are. Is everything alright over there?

[repeatshimself]

You never saw Gremlins?

Everything's fine. The rabbit is chewing on Fahrenheit 451. I think that defines irony...

[team_sociopath]

Let's keep it!

[repeatshimself]

No.

[team_sociopath]

We should name it Godzilla.

[repeatshimself]

I'm pretty sure I just typed out the letters n and o in sequence.