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[repeatshimself]

[This is Billy looking only partially awake. He is wearing a huge shirt (one of Teddy's) and he's gripping his coffee as he looks out the window]

Oh my god.

The porter took us to-

[PAUSE]

Wait. This is that...curse again. The one with the people. Which means....

[He turns to look at his camera. HI BILLY. YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA. YOU MIGHT WANT

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[bakurakrazie]

I am not your mother, but I am, in fact, [Puts on an accent] a nice, Jewish girl.[Normal voice.]

Well, mostly nice. Kinda weird. Mostly weird. And a geek. And bi. But very much Jewish! [Pause.] Nice legs.

[Video]

[repeatshimself]

{PAUSE]

My bubbe didn't send you, did she?

[Video]

[bakurakrazie]

If she did, she's a very stealthy woman, because I have no idea who she is.